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Funny story: Thousands of Pittsburgh Steeler Fans Are Devastated

Thousands of Pittsburgh Steeler Fans Are Devastated

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette proclaimed that thousands of Steeler fans are positively devastated that their team has been eliminated from the NFL playoff picture. Many NFL pundits had picked the Steelers to go all the way…

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Funny story: The Unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers Go Down

The Unbeaten Pittsburgh Steelers Go Down

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – There was no joy or happiness at Heinz Field, aka Ketchup Stadium, home of the Pittsburgh Steelers, as evidenced by the sad faces on every Steelers fan. Steelers coach, Mike Tomlin, was reportedly so upset that his t…

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

The Dallas Cowboys Led For 3 Quarters and 12 Minutes, But The Pittsburgh Steelers Managed To Mount a Late Game Come Back

DALLAS – (Sports Satire) – The Cowboys have nothing to be ashamed of as they led the only undefeated team in the NFL, the Pittsburgh Steelers, all the way until the final three minutes of the game. Cowboys 6th-string quarterback, Garrett Gilbert,…

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Funny story: Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13

Las Vegas Says The Undefeated Pittsburgh Steelers Should Defeat The Injury-Riddled Dallas Cowboys 56-13

LAS VEGAS – (Sports Satire) - Sin City sports bookies all agree that the Cowboys, who are 2-5, have about as much of a chance of defeating the 7-0 Pittsburgh Steelers as a duck has of winning the Kentucky Derby. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked…

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Funny story: The NFL Cancels The Tennessee Titans vs. The Pittsburgh Steelers Game For a Chinese Reason

The NFL Cancels The Tennessee Titans vs. The Pittsburgh Steelers Game For a Chinese Reason

NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) - NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has said that he regrets to announce that he has decided to postpone the game between the Titans and the Steelers. Goodell said that medical tests showed that 13 Titans players had c…

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Funny story: NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…

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Funny story: Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name. Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...

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Funny story: Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

Obama Designates Wide Swathe Of Hillary's Cleavage As National Monument

BILLINGSGATE POST: President Obama designated another controversial area as a national monument today. Last week the lame duck president irritated Utah and Nevada residents by declaring millions of acres off limits to mining and other public usage.

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Funny story: 2016 NFL Predictions: Part 2

2016 NFL Predictions: Part 2

*Former Minnesota Viking running back Onterrio Smith makes a comeback, not as a player, but as a pitchman for his new Whizzinator-like product to help players beat drug tests. The product, which is endorsed by the estate of Prince, is called the "Pur...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Justin Bieber Attempts Suicide by Pelting the New York Jets with Eggs

Pittsburgh, PA-Justin Bieber, who recently joined the Pittsburgh Steelers in their Bible study meeting, was reportedly wanted by the NFL after pelting the Steelers' latest opponents, the New York Jets, with eggs during their post-halftime huddle.

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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

The Pittsburgh Steelers Fans Are So Upset At Their Teams 0-4 Record They Could Eat Iron

PITTSBURGH - Word out of Pittsburgh is that the concession stands at Heinz Field are going to start selling Loser Hot Dogs in honor of the team's 0-4 start. The head of the Steelers concession stands said that this is being done in hopes of embarr...

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Funny story: Troy Polamalu Offered $1 Million To Cut His Hair

Troy Polamalu Offered $1 Million To Cut His Hair

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of the Left Coast is that Pittsburgh Steelers strong safety Troy "The Hair" Polamalu has just been offered $1 million to cut his hair for a commercial. Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that the 'Hair Stylist To The...

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Funny story: Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger Finally Agrees To Change His Last Name

PITTSBURGH - After adamantly stating that hell would freeze over and all of the Kardashians would move to Armenia before he would change his last name Ben Roethlisberger has changed his mind. "Big Ben" as he is known by his Tweeter fans has been t...

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Funny story: Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Hines Ward Wins Dancing With The Stars With Risky 'Fracture Kym Johnson's Neck' Routine.

Pittsburgh Steelers' alligator-arming wide receiver Hines Ward and professional dancer Kym Johnson were announced as the season 47 winner of ABC's Dancing With The Stars, and the couple believe that it was a shocking dance maneuver that sealed their...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Kicks The Original Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio, Off The Show

Dancing With The Stars Kicks The Original Karate Kid, Ralph Macchio, Off The Show

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to the final three couples as Ralph Macchio, the original Karate Kid, was sent home. Macchio and his partner Karina Smirnoff [pronounced SMIRN-OFF] had a pretty bad week as Ralph had gotten his uvula...

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Funny story: Catsup Heir Heinz Ward Arrested for Steeling

Catsup Heir Heinz Ward Arrested for Steeling

Hines Ward, daughter of Catsup inventor Governor Henry John Heinz III and Maria Teresa Thierstein Simões-Ferreira Heinz, Esq. was briefly arrested and held at gunpoint last week in a mix-up over a car reported stolen. See, the joke is... ... Hine...

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Funny story: America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

America In Shock As Wisconsin Socialists Win Super Bowl Game

A nation reels in shock as it realizes that Socialists have won the beloved American institution called the Super Bowl. Beating the genuinely capitalistic Pittsburgh Steelers by a 31 to 24 margin, the Green Bay Packers won the game that is at the...

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