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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer

The Pittsburgh Pirates Have Just Signed MLB’s First Female Ballplayer

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – The Balls News Agency has just confirmed that the Pittsburgh Pirates have just made history by signing the very first female to play in the Major Leagues. Catalina Vascovino, has just been signed to a three-year, $12…

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Funny story: Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh

Cancun, Mexico is Trying To Lure The Pirates Away From Pittsburgh

PITTSBURGH – (Sports Satire) – A contingent of politicians, businessmen, and two matadors traveled from Cancun, Mexico to Pittsburgh to meet with Pirates owner Robert Nutting. The group of influential men had heard from watching ESPN-7, that he ma…

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Funny story: The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Looking at An Amazing 18-Year-Old Female Shortstop

The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Looking at An Amazing 18-Year-Old Female Shortstop

PITTSBURGH – (Sports News) – The word buzzing around the baseball world is that the Pittsburgh Pirates, may just be the first Major League Baseball team to hire a female player. Sporting Chance Magazine’s Hercules Confetti, has commented that an 1…

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Funny story: The Manager of the Cellar-Dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates Explains Why The Team is Doing So Damn Bad

The Manager of the Cellar-Dwelling Pittsburgh Pirates Explains Why The Team is Doing So Damn Bad

PITTSBURGH – (Baseball Satire) - There hasn't been much for the Pirate fans to cheer about so far this season, as their beloved team has the worst record of any Major League Baseball team. Manager Derek “The Shelster” Shelton was asked by a report…

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Picks The Green Bay Packers To Repeat As Champs in The "March Madness" NCAA Basketball Tournament

Sarah Palin Picks The Green Bay Packers To Repeat As Champs in The "March Madness" NCAA Basketball Tournament

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Louise Palin, the former governor of Alaska and mother to the third best dancer in the entire United States, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin was recently asked by a reporter for Sports Territory Magazine who she had picked to win the NCAA "March Madness" Tournament. The ex-future mother-in-law of the next mayor of Wasilla Levi Johnston, paused for a moment. She looked out her...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...

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