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Funny story: Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

Prince William Torn Between A Rock and A Hard Place

NEW YORK CITY - Prince William recently flew to New York City to visit with a publishing company about a book that he has been asked to write. While in America, William met with Tilapia Frisbee of The Right Coast Revue. The two had lunch at The...

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Funny story: There's Trouble Looming In The Prince William - Kate Middleton Marriage

There's Trouble Looming In The Prince William - Kate Middleton Marriage

NEW YORK CITY - Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Revue is reporting that there appears to be some problems in the fairy tale marriage of Prince William and Kate Middleton AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. Wasabi spoke with a correspondent with Engl...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower

Pippa Middleton Announces She's Giving Her Sister Kate Middleton a Baby Shower

LONDON - Pippa Middleton has made it quite clear that she is going ahead with her plans to give her sister Kate a baby shower no matter what Queen Elizabeth says. According to The Ta Ta For Now News Agency the royal queen when told of the baby sho...

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Funny story: Eugenics professor hires Pippa Middleton to give birth to world's second human-Yeti hybrid

Eugenics professor hires Pippa Middleton to give birth to world's second human-Yeti hybrid

Cambridge, Massachusetts - "Sure wish it was the world's first human-Sasquatch cross," Prof Joseph Mengele-Flintstone said today, "unfortunately that hybrid's already gestating inside Pippa's sister Kate according to reports." The famous US Poison...

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Funny story: Emin makes art work for Middleton

Emin makes art work for Middleton

Former Turner Prize nominee and artistic turncoat Tracy Emin has been commissioned to produce a new piece of work by Royal hanger on and professional shopper Pippa Middleton. The work will another neon piece in the style of Bruce Nauman and will...

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Funny story: Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

Sales of Pippa Middleton's Tell All Book Go Through The Roof

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for The Fig Leaf Bookstore, which is one of the nation's largest, has stated that Pippa Middleton's new tell-all book, titled Pippa's Royal Rumblings is literally flying off the bookshelves. The book which Len Goodman, Bar...

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Funny story: Comedy website to publish story of Kate Middleton topless

Comedy website to publish story of Kate Middleton topless

A UK comedy website has today announced that it will publish a story about Kate Middleton topless tomorrow morning. This follows publication of pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge topless in publications in France, Ireland and Italy - and despite...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Hiding Out In Garden Shed

Pippa Middleton Hiding Out In Garden Shed

Following the furore surrounding the release by treacherous French ingrates, who for some reason fail to appreciate the sacrifices of D-Day and the Normandy landings, of intrusive intimate photographs taken by scumbag paparazzi of the Duchess Of Camb...

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Funny story: Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!

Never Mind Pippa's Ass, Get a Load of Kate's Tits!

Every year the town of Dorking plays host to a very special talent contest - Dorking's Pets Have Got Talent, is a contest to find some of the most talented pets in the Dorking area. Last year the top prize went to local girl Pippa Middleclass an...

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Funny story: Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt

Prince Harry caught naked in showers with Usain Bolt

Photos emerged last night on a leading entertainment website of bonny Prince Harry completely naked in the showers with Double Double Olympic Gold medallist Insane Bolt. The Palace blocked usage of the images in local paper The Windsor Times, but...

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Funny story: Hideous patterned cardie as Pippa Middleton does Wimbledon

Hideous patterned cardie as Pippa Middleton does Wimbledon

London - "Did you crochet it yerself, love?" was one linesman's quip as the pointless social climber arrived at Centre Court's royal box today. "Ooh, with so many clashing geometric lines it's bound to f++k up the Hawkeye functionality," another a...

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Funny story: Diamond Jubilee Pageant - Pippa Middleton Keeps Her Bum Firmly Under Wraps

Diamond Jubilee Pageant - Pippa Middleton Keeps Her Bum Firmly Under Wraps

Anyone expecting a repeat of last year's Royal Wedding controversy - when Pippa Middleton's bottom completely stole the show - found only crushing disappointment as today's Diamond Jubilee Pageant passed peacefully off in the pouring rain, with nary...

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Funny story: The Spoof Braces Itself For Wave Of Jubilee 'Pippa Middleton's Bum' Stories

The Spoof Braces Itself For Wave Of Jubilee 'Pippa Middleton's Bum' Stories

Editorial staff at online satirical website The Spoof are reportedly bracing themselves as they prepare to face a tidal wave of submissions this Jubilee weekend - about Pippa Middleton's bottom. "We always get this sort of thing," one grumbled. "A...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse Signed Up For New ITV 2 Show

Pippa Middleton's Arse Signed Up For New ITV 2 Show

Derrière of dreams, Pippa Middleton's arse, was said this evening to be celebrating after having landed itself a lucrative new deal, in what's rumoured to be a seven figure sum with the total dross TV channel ITV 2. The bountiful bum-hole is beli...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney named new horse after Pippa Middleton 'before realising it was a colt not a filly'

Wayne Rooney named new horse after Pippa Middleton 'before realising it was a colt not a filly'

Manchester - "Saw its backside, like, and had to call it Pippy," was the lame explanation ahead of the two year-old's debut at Chester racecourse on Wednesday. The Australian Exceed And Excel-sired colt out of US mare Night Shift was snapped up by...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Pippa Middleton's Arse On Full View In Paris

Royal sister-in-law Pippa Middleton had her arse firmly on show in Paris this weekend. The Queen-to-be's sister was in the capital for a party, and was seen getting in to a convertible, when reporters surrounded them. The arse, famous for being a...

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Funny story: Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

Controversial winner of Mum of the Year

The Mum of the Year, ironically sponsored by a fox this year, has thrown up yet another controversial winner. Previous winners have included Kerry Katona and Margaret Thatcher. This year had many names that were already controversial, but none so...

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