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Funny story: Sarah Palin Insists That The Palinista Movement Isn't Dead It's Just Taking A Long Nap

Sarah Palin Insists That The Palinista Movement Isn't Dead It's Just Taking A Long Nap

WASILLA, Alaska - A close friend of Sarah Palin's has said that the former governor has been feeling very depressed lately. It seems that the woman known as the Loose Moose feels that she is no longer relevant; a sentiment that is echoed by millio...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

Sarah Palin Moving Out of The United States

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin has informed GOPicky Magazine that she is making plans to leave the country. The former governor of Alaska, who quit in the middle of her term to concentrate on her reality TV show as well as participating...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

Sarah Palin Turning Into A Stick Woman

WASILLA, Alaska - News reports coming out of the Iceberg State, report that Todd Palin has confided in his salmon fishing guide that he is very worried about his wife Sarah. Mr. Palin told Miss Nanicka Zapalicka that just in the past month the old...

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Funny story: Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

Sarah Plain Apologizes To Paul Ryan For Her Daughter Piper Palin's Remarks

MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented. She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall. Palin, who takes pride in being referred t...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

Bristol Palin's New Reality Show "Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp" Is Headed For The Reality Show Trash Bin

LOS ANGELES - Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's daughter Bristol's new reality show Bristol Palin: Life's A Tripp (sic) had its premier. The shows executives were hoping to get 3 to 4 million viewers but it appears that they overestimated a bit as only 4,...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Visits The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum Where She Says Lincoln Was Born

Sarah Palin Visits The Abraham Lincoln Presidential Library and Museum Where She Says Lincoln Was Born

SPRINGFIELD, Illinois - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour pulled into Springfield, Illinois home of the largest silly putty collection in the world. Palin who was dressed in a red blouse, white shorts, and a blue bandana addressed the crowd of 17...

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Funny story: George Clooney Says That Looking At Stacy Keibler's Long, Luscious Legs Makes His Mouth Water

George Clooney Says That Looking At Stacy Keibler's Long, Luscious Legs Makes His Mouth Water

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - George Clooney and Stacy Keibler spent the weekend down at The Pancho Villa Resort Villa in Cabo San Lucas. The couple certainly made use of the beautiful beach as George and Stacy laid around rubbing sunblock on each othe...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Sarah Palin Does Not Want To Announce She Is Running For President

The Real Reason Sarah Palin Does Not Want To Announce She Is Running For President

INDIANOLA, Iowa - Sarah Palin's One Nation Bus Tour seems to be going round and round in circles. In fact, Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors said that if she did not know any better she would swear that nine-year-old Piper Palin is driving the tour b...

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Funny story: Little Nine-Year-Old Piper Palin Comes To Her Mom's Defense

Little Nine-Year-Old Piper Palin Comes To Her Mom's Defense

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin continues to be one of the most outspoken politicians in recent years. And now that another female (Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann) has entered the GOP race things should get pretty messy with all of the estrogen-laced...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Not Worried About The Mass Exodus of Tea Bag Party Members

Sarah Palin Not Worried About The Mass Exodus of Tea Bag Party Members

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has admitted privately that her Nationwide Bus Tour did not generate anywhere near the turnout that she and her campaign strategists and advisors had hoped. She said that the media really hammered her on her lack of g...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

MANHATTAN - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin stated that the meeting between Donald Trump and Palin at The Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square went very well. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle said that Donald Trump took care of the tab...

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Funny story: Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

Sarah and Todd Palin's Son Track Marries Britta Hanson In a Royal Alaskan Wedding With Everyone Dressed in Jeans

HATCHERS PASS, Alaska - The little Alaskan village of Hatchers Pass was the scene of the biggest wedding in the area since 1897, when Eskimo Chief Sha Na Na's daughter Ohh La la married Hookerholt "Snowballs" Broomprackle, the son of Hollander and Sn...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

Kate Gosselin Has Stated That The Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Have All Been Burned

READING, Pennsylvania - After skirting the issue for several months Kate Gosselin, star of the hit reality show Kate Plus 8, has finally addressed the question of the infamous Sarah Palin nude photos. Gosselin agreed to speak with LaTuna LaTundra...

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Funny story: Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

Willow Palin Has An Out-of-Control Fantasy Fetish About Justin Bieber

WASILLA, Alaska - The television news program Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Sarah Palin's second daughter, the non-dancing Willow Palin, has admitted to having an out-of-control fetish regarding Justin Bieber. Willow "The Pillow" as her...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Looking For Gold In All The 'Right' Places

WASILLA, Alaska - The finale of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska started off like all of the previous shows with the fantastic theme song "Follow Me There" which was written and performed by a band called Third Day. The theme song really captures the f...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" The Wilderness Woman Shows She Can Dog Mush With The Best of 'Em

WASILLA, Alaska - After watching Sarah Palin's latest episode of her hit reality show Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska, I am beginning to wonder why she would ever remotely want to be president of the United States knowing that it will greatly cut into th...

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Funny story: Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

WASILLA, Alaska - The youngest of the Palin daughters, nine-year-old Piper Palin, is one little Alaskan girl who is not the least bit shy about speaking her mind. Piper, who was named after the airplane, talked to her elementary school teacher Mrs...

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