Pink Floyd – those sick twisted leftist bastards – have changed their logo! The horror .. the horror! The rainbow coming out of the prism on the cover of “The Dark Side of the Moon” is fine because that’s just physics, and homage, if you will, to…
(South Central Los Angeles, CA) Administrative staff and faculty at this famous high school met for a short teleconference after Governor Alice Cooper declared today that school’s out for summer. Originally classes were to reconvene for the last two...
Kyle Gentry of Nashville, Tennessee, was happily cruising down the road one afternoon in his 2006 Pontiac when he hit a wall – or, more accurately, The Wall. "It was Pink Floyd’s groundbreaking album," Kyle explained. "Someone had hurled it out a...
New York, NY - Hundreds of Jewish Pink Floyd fans gathered together in a synagogue on Manhattan's Upper East Side yesterday, to mourn the Roger Waters they thought they knew--a creative genius that did not unabashedly reveal himself to his fans and t...
The White House has warned India about its rumored plan to build a base on the Moon, and has said that, should the rumor prove true, the US would use all its firepower to annihilate the base, as it is on American territory. Ever since the first as...
Donald Trump today tweeted out that he is going to seek funding for a second wall. That's right he wants a second wall to protect the first wall. Turns out that Mexicans facing high crime from American migrants and legal border crossers have been...
Los Angeles, California - (Litigation Mess): A civil lawsuit filed this morning says President Trump has committed gross plagiarism in his claims to The Wall. Lawyers acting for former Pink Floyd band members allege Trump began abusing his presid...
Pink Floyd biographer, Syd Gilmore Mason, recounted how many songs of the band predicted many facets of Donald Trump and his stranglehold on global politics. “On our first album we had the tune “Interstellar Overdrive” which described Trump’s earl...
Many Americans have helpfully provided hints and suggestions on building President Trump's wall. The Meldrum Brothers Nursery and Landscaping Co. feel that a wall of shrubbery would be very effective in deterring illegal immigrants. Banksy and...
March 14, 2018--A man known for his appearances on The Simpsons and other popular shows has passed away. Stephen Hawking died at the age of 76. Hawking is perhaps best known to viewers for his appearance on the popular cartoon The Simpsons. In the…
No Pink, no more, "Teachers leave us alone" and certainly no more Bob Geldorf attempting to act! The latest version of Pink Floyd's classic album will be filled with anti-Trump anthems and promises to be as popular as the original version! Members...
I was going to write a long winded review of Pink Floyd's final album but all I need to say is that I thought David Gilmour wasn't going to open his mouth once. However, he eventually does some 'oooooh oooohs' on track 17. But hold on! This is ju...
London - After decades of churning out original, trippy, bizarre and beautiful music and selling kazillions of albums, Pink Floyd have announced they intend to release a children's book this summer. Titled, "Dark Side of the Mattress", the book p...
As reported in "Lost: Pink Dog With Sneakers. Return to West Hollywood." in The New York Times, the Sheriff's Department has still not recovered the 200-pound pink statue of a dog wearing sneakers -- a statue that had stood on Santa Monica Boulevard...
Although fans of Pink Floyd may be very "uncomfortably numb" with the news, One Direction and Little Mix, X-factor winners who have been noted for their extraordinary lack of any real talent, will be getting together to not play any instruments and n...
The plaque unveiled to commemorate the 40th anniversary of an iconic rock album is in the wrong place, according a local musicologist. Gary Kemp out of Spandau Ballet unveiled the plaque in Heddon St, London, where the cover photo for David Bowie'...
Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...
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