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Funny story: Phil Collins says that "Incels" like him should just have a big wank

Phil Collins says that "Incels" like him should just have a big wank

Phil Collins is a 67 year old bald man best known for playing drums and sometimes yelping along. He is also an "Incel" or involuntarily celibate person, and he has a message for other Incels like him. "I never lost me virginity nor nuffing until I...

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Funny story: Phil Collins Admits Genesis "Not the First Rock Band Created"

Phil Collins Admits Genesis "Not the First Rock Band Created"

London - Recording superstar and former front man for the band known as Genesis, Phil Collins, admitted this week that the band was not the first rock band created, despite their name correlating with the name of the first book in the Bible. Respo...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Denies Making 'Profanity Laced' Remarks About Amy Winehouse

Taylor Lautner Denies Making 'Profanity Laced' Remarks About Amy Winehouse

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Taylor Lautner, one of the stars of the Twilight series, and his girlfriend Lily Collins were enjoying themselves down at Santa Monica Beach. The two wore red, white, and blue swimsuits that the very talented Lily Collins, daughter of music icon Phil Collins had personally sewn herself. A crowd had gathered around them and the happy couple gladly allowed them to take all...

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Funny story: Fish for Genesis?

Fish for Genesis?

Following the long expected retirement of Genesis front man Phil Collins, it has been revealed that his replacement will be a two year old Koi Carp and not the lead singer from Marillion as you might have thought from reading this headline (that'll t...

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Funny story: Phil Collins Announces Retirement

Phil Collins Announces Retirement

There has been a distinctly low key reaction in the entertainment world to the news that Phil Collins has announced his retirement from the music business. The former Genesis drummer , who carved out a successful solo career with albums such as '.

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Funny story: Phil Collins Retires At Last

Phil Collins Retires At Last

Phil Collins, the former Genesis drummer and solo singer has confirmed reports he is, at last, to retire from the music business. Collins achieved huge success with Genesis before leaving to go solo in 1999, going on to sell more than 100million a...

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Funny story: Phil Collins Retires After 42 Years In The Music Business - Says He'll Open Up A Sock Shop In Soho

Phil Collins Retires After 42 Years In The Music Business - Says He'll Open Up A Sock Shop In Soho

LONDON - Phil Collins who started his music career over 40 years ago has announced that he is officially retiring. Collins, who is 60 listed the reasons as being health related. He said that due to over four decades of performing at concerts he ha...

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Funny story: Phil Collins realises it's not the 1980's and gives up

Phil Collins realises it's not the 1980's and gives up

The well known and much loved bald dwarf Phil Collins has had a sudden fall back to earth. After huge hits in the 1980's and a revival with Genesis last year Phil has been told by his Doctor that it is the new millennium and not 1987. Phil (68)...

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Funny story: Collins Says 'F-That' to Hall of Fame

Collins Says 'F-That' to Hall of Fame

ENGLAND -- After the weekend news hit that the Rock N' Roll hall of fame now included several hip-hop / rap artists in this years recent inductees, Phil flipped out. Collins (56) says that when his mind was approached with even the slight notion...

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