LONDON - (Satire News) - Tickety Boo News reporter Grover Buck has just learned from an inside source at Buckingham Palace, that her majesty bequeathed her entire Petula Clark album collection to Simon Cowell. Buck said that two of Queen Elizabeth…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Britain's eldest singer, Petula Clark, who is 89, has just performed to a sold-out audience at Wembley Stadium to raise money for the people of Ukraine. The blonde songstress followed the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the A…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - Paul McCartney says that during the early days of the Beatles, he dated fellow English singer Petula Clark, but he broke up with her because she always wanted to go "Downtown." The Beatles member, who co-wrote most…
LONDON - The much awaited true story of 60s music icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black had its premier in London's famed Mrs. Eric Idle Royal Auditorium. The British Birds was produced by noted producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche, who h...
LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George hoping to jump start his career if rumors are to be believed that he will pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. Back during the 80s the Culture Club lead singer managed to gather quite a following and r...
LONDON - Famed motion picture producer Duffy Bayou-Gauche has just announced that he will soon start production on the film The British Birds, which is the true story of British female singers Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, and Cilla Black. Bay...
SOHO, England - Sir Elton John and Cheryl Cole, have stated that they will be opening up an exotically exotic restaurant in downtown Soho hopefully by summertime. Sir Elton said that he and Cheryl have talked about it for the past year. But they h...
LONDON - Boy George, who spent 18 months incarcerated at London's Petula Clark Prison For Blokes, has just announced that Susan Boyle has agreed to record a single with him. George Alan O'Dowd says that ever since he first saw Susan perform on Bri...
LONDON - London's highly reputable and prestigious Liquid River Thames Talent Agency in conjunction with Simon Cowell's 19th Hole Production Company has just announced that they have signed United Kingdom 60s icons Petula Clark, Marianne Faithfull, C...
LONDON - Boy George is presently incarcerated at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes in London. Petula Clark, who is the most successful British female recording artist of all time, recently paid George Alan O'Dowd a visit. Miss Clark, 76, sai...
LONDON - "Britian's Got Talent" contestant Susan Boyle visited Boy George, aka prisoner #74316869, who is presently incarcerated at The Petula Clark Prison For Blokes in London. Miss Boyle said that she thoroughly enjoyed her two-hour visit and sh...
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