Sir Philip Mebag, chairman of the United Federation of UK Bookmakers, compered an end-of-year mammoth banquet last week at Coventry's Masonic Hall, London. 2014 had been a great year he reminded over four hundred guests from the worlds of enterta...
Indonesia - [Bumi Boiler Mess): Last seen frolicking with Peter 'Prince of Darkness' Mandelson and tanning his torso on Oleg Deripaska's Queen Special K ocean-going yacht Nat Rothschild's high flying city daze today suffered a spectacular belly flop.
London - Locals had long suspected its existence, of course, following decades of spurious equinoctial and solstice Druid activity next door at Primrose Hill. This morning's discovery of a huge subterranean gambling complex came as more than a mon...
David Cameron has secretly employed Peter Mandelson as a media advisor. The shock news comes after an extensive investigation that also reveals that David Cameron has a hidden secret that has left him open to blackmail. The appointment was made...
The Prince of Darkness, the Third Man, Felix Meddlesome and Tony Blair have come together to save the world from Libyan President Mamma Gaddafi. In a move, likely to persuade Gaddafi and his family to see sense, Blair told his 'family friend' to l...
Police in London have swooped on the home of an outrightly gay man after he wrote a letter to the Labour Party Member of Parliament Peter Manhandelson (misprint intended) asking for an 'autograph'. The man, Larry Sabu, 20, initially wrote to mr Ma...
'Lord' Peter Mandelson was spotted by a sharp-eyed reader standing crestfallen on Brussels station beside his neatly labelled luggage. A porter, wearing the new EU uniform of stars round his hat and large gold epaulettes, said that le Petit Twerp,...
Gordon Brown, Britain's last failed Prime minister and Chancellor, has been retained by Laurent Gbagbo as a post-election consultant. Gbagbo, Ivory Coast's presidential incumbent, was last night locked in discussions with Brown, considering the be...
At Heathrow last night, a lone figure was seen waving his arms as the occasional plane taxied past. Gordon Brown, with ear muffs and a day-glow yellow vest over his white mac had used his House of Commons pass to get onto the tarmac. One of his m...
Peter Mandelson has returned from the jaws of the Iguana with an astonishing story to tell. Many may say it is an even bigger fantasy story than his book the third man, but others say both are true. Because M16 never actually officially release...
A top MI6 operative has leaked the sad news that they believe Peter Mandelson has disappeared. He also revealed he believes the disappearance to be Iguana Secret related. Peter Mandelson was last seen on Tuesday night whilst taking his dog fo...
London - (Encrypted Mess}: The codes controlling mastery of the UK/US Echelon computerised satellite surveillance brain are notoriously impossible to hack. Weekend Red Top speculation that dead MI6 cryptographer Gareth Williams had cracked the pro...
Arch spin doctor Peter Mandelson, famous for pulling the strings and managing the Macchiavellian machinations of the recently-defeated New Labour government under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, has stirred up a few political hornets and set the chatter...
In extracts from his new book, former labour spin doctors, Peter Mandelson, points to a bizarre "love triangle" between himself and the former prime minister Tony Blair and chancellor Gordon Brown. It has been alleged that difficulties in the rela...
As the storm grows from revelations made in Lord Peter Mandelson's memoirs, The Third Man, pundits have began to increasingly ask the simple questions - if as he says Gordon Brown made mistake after mistake, ignored key advice, had a "ludicrously opt...
WEIRD Labour Guru Peter "Mandy" Mandelson, has sensationally revealed that former Prime Minister Gordon Brown ate an actual kitten whilst high on rage drug cannabis. The lurid claim is published in Mandelson's new memoir, The Third Man, serialised...
Mandy - the name generally given for Felix Mandleshon, a famed composer before entering politics - has written his memoirs. A member of the powerful secret Brandenburg Group - named after one of his much loved Concertos - Mandy writes with great a...
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