Renowned Lothario Peter Stringfellow has died after having his penis severed by an intruder to the Playboy mansion in the early hours of this morning.
The intruder claims he wandered in whilst "looking for a toilet" and mistook the ageing self-pr...
Harrogate in North Yorkshire, a residential care town for the aged is to be closed down, due to new EU regulations. A rigourous inspection by "God Complexed" expert on everything, Michael Glove has revealed that people have been dying of natural caus...
No readers, your eyes do not deceive you! Nightclub mogul and renowned lothario, Peter Stringfellow has been secretly wooing Prince Williams's sister-in law and renowned arse, Pippa Middleton for several months now, and those close to the couple say, 'It's love!'
Friends say that the flames of passion were stoked after Mr Stringfellow 'copped an eyeful' of Pippa during the Royal Wedding last Ap...
Peter Stringfellow, nightclub owner and mullet aficionado has finally revealed his secret to bedding so many good looking women.
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