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Funny story: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...

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Funny story: Pete Rose Says He Should Be in the Baseball Hall of Fame Since He Never Did Steroids

Pete Rose Says He Should Be in the Baseball Hall of Fame Since He Never Did Steroids

Cooperstown, NY Sounding like the desperate attempt of an aging one-time superstar to get into Baseball's Hall of Fame that it is, Pete Rose made a startling announcement today. "The truth is, even though they didn't have steroids when I was playi...

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Funny story: Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Pete Rose and Mark McGuire Hold Baseball Commissioner Hostage

Cooperstown, NYIn breaking news, Pete Rose and Mark McGuire, former baseball players, have grabbed baseball commissioner Bud Selig and taken him here to Cooperstown, in an attempt to get themselves put into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Rose of course,...

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Funny story: Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...

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Funny story: Cooperstown Will Allow Bonds, Rose, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe!

Cooperstown Will Allow Bonds, Rose, A-Rod, Shoeless Joe!

The Baseball Hall of Fame has decided to build a separate section for those admitted to the Cooperstown, New York facilities but have tested positive for drugs or other misdeeds. "This will settle the question once and for all. You may deserve to...

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Funny story: Pete Rose Sits on Kiana Kim; Pete Rose

Pete Rose Sits on Kiana Kim; Pete Rose

Still hawking what Rose himself would describe as a conservative and improved overall public image, recent appearances with new girlfriend Kiana Kim, paint the once famous baseball player in a completely different, and less than wholesome light. T...

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Funny story: Pete Rose Ban Lifted

Pete Rose Ban Lifted

HEAVEN -- The ramifications from Pete Rose's admission that he bet on games in which he participated continue.

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Funny story: Pete Rose Admits to Betting on his Team

Pete Rose Admits to Betting on his Team

BRISTOL, CONN. -- On ESPN's Dan Patrick Show, Pete Rose finally admitted that not only did he bet on baseball, he bet on games involving his team, a claim which he had adamantly denied ever since the charge was first made. Rose, 66, is baseball...

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