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Funny story: Ron Gets Hypnotized By An Anaconda

Ron Gets Hypnotized By An Anaconda

Ronnie DontSayIt (or however you spell it) has come out of the closet! He was locked in when the janitor left for the night, and he did some long hard thinking until the sun came up. Why doesn’t Ron like transexual people? Why the vocal hatred?…

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Funny story: Matt Gaetz Says The Rumors of Him Getting Penis Enlargement Surgery Are As False-As-Hell

Matt Gaetz Says The Rumors of Him Getting Penis Enlargement Surgery Are As False-As-Hell

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Congressman Matt Gaetz, who many say looks like an ugly Idaho potato, is positively livid at the rumors that he is getting his tiny pee-pee (penis) enlarged. Gaetz, who is in a world of deep do-do due to counterf…

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Funny story: A Connecticut Woman Gets Arrested For Possession of Hundreds of Counterfeit Dick Enlarging Pills

A Connecticut Woman Gets Arrested For Possession of Hundreds of Counterfeit Dick Enlarging Pills

BANGOR, Maine – (Satire News) – Bangor’s Channel 91, Eye Spectator News TV, reports that a Connecticut woman named Loreen Yumbrella, 39, who lists her profession as an unemployed prostitute, has been arrested by officers with the Bangor Police Depart…

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Funny story: Will Penis Enlargement For White Men Advance Racial Harmony?

Will Penis Enlargement For White Men Advance Racial Harmony?

In a landmark study, psychologist Cedra Meadows has shown that when non-black men feel their penis size is adequate, all races around them tend to get a more fair shake in social and economic opportunities. In an excerpt from an interview for Psychology Today, Meadows talked about her study and some surprising conclusions. PT: What started your research in this field at a time when psycholog...

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Funny story: Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

Weiner dazed & confused on how "Cucumber Got Papped in My Shorts!"

'Weinergate' continues to escalate with Staunch Democratic Congress Member Anthony Weiner now waffling over his Penis Pix saying "I can't say with Certitude that it's not mine, it may be a cucumber that inadvertently slipped into my shorts while I wa...

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Funny story: Man With World's Longest Penis Now Six Inches Shorter

Man With World's Longest Penis Now Six Inches Shorter

Hardon Privates is back from the sex clinic and the hospital and doing fine, according to his wife, Ms. Glamour Privates. "They operated on Hardon and he's six inches shorter. Also they took a big middle section out of his wanger. That cut him dow...

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Funny story: Incompetent Surgeon Botched Penis Enhancement Procedure

Incompetent Surgeon Botched Penis Enhancement Procedure

Disgraced cosmetic surgeon Jaffari Al Jiggyjig faced a second day of questioning by the Greedy Medical Council over allegations that he ruined a patient's sex life when he allegedly botched a penis enhancement procedure on a man known as 'Patient X'...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Adam Lambert Admits He Had Penis Enlargement Surgery

Reigning American Idol Runner-Up and all around gay guy Adam Lambert admitted to reporters that he had elective surgery on his recent concert tour of Southeast Asia. "When I stopped off in Bangkok, Thailand, I decided to take advantage of their medi...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer's Wife Develops New Marital Aid-Sells Out Immediately

Spoof Writer's Wife Develops New Marital Aid-Sells Out Immediately

LONDON (ABSNN) - The wife of the popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 has developed and marketed a new marital aid, "Pretends" Natural Male Enhancement for the Penile Challenged. The capsules, taken thirty-minutes prior to intercourse, have sold o...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Appeals For Help Over Eternal Erection

Spoof Writer Appeals For Help Over Eternal Erection

Spoof writer, Frankie the J, of West "By God" Virginia, today appealed to his fellow Spoofers for help with a problematic erection which simply refuses to subside. "It's always upstanding. I just can't seem to get it to deflate," Frankie the J tol...

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Funny story: Gene splicing will allow males to forego nipples in favor of larger penises

Gene splicing will allow males to forego nipples in favor of larger penises

SALEMS LOT, ME - Geneticists at the University of Maine Salems Lot Campus have announced a stunning breakthrough in the field of genetic splicing, at a news conference on Saturday afternoon. "This is a wonderful feat of genetic engineering," said...

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