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Funny story: January 6th Was Just One Bad Day

January 6th Was Just One Bad Day

Former Vice President Mike Pence announced that the January 6th storming of the Capitol was just one bad day. Forget about it. It’s history—no need for a commission to study the cause and all that jazz. Or, January 6th was a: So What Day! Pass t…

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich: "I will drop a nuclear bomb on Mitt Romney!"

Newt Gingrich: "I will drop a nuclear bomb on Mitt Romney!"

Notorious hothead Newt Gingrich today defended his use of an obtuse comment comparing his apparent inability to secure a spot on the Republican presidential primary ballot in Virginia - his home state - to a deadly attack on Pearl Harbor. Gingrich...

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Funny story: Tragedy Strikes Pearl Harbour Commemoration

Tragedy Strikes Pearl Harbour Commemoration

A ceremony to commemorate the 70th anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour took a disastrous turn this afternoon, when an aeroplane from Japan containing dignitaries due to attend the event crash landed into the docks. A group of vete...

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Funny story: USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

USS CLUSTER F..K : Navy Honors Obama By Naming Garbage Scow For Him

One of the honors of being a famous politician or celebrity is having your name painted on the hull of a newly commissioned United States warship. Most of the time it is done posthumously. Only a few men, like Senator McCain, who had the Guided Mis...

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Funny story: Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

Obama Declares: "We Will Never Forget 9/11, Just Like We Never Forgot Pearl Harbor"

President Obama today assured all Americans that 9/11 would never be forgotten and added, somewhat forgetfully, "just like we never forgot Pearl Harbor." After a resounding round of applause from the gathered dignitaries and other assorted hanger...

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Funny story: Hitler Kicks Himself, Rolls Over In Grave On "Pearl Harbor Day"

Hitler Kicks Himself, Rolls Over In Grave On "Pearl Harbor Day"

Whereas some Americans remember the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor on 7 December, 1941, Adolf Hitler is reminded again and again: "What the fück was I thinking?" Shortly after the Japanese attack, the U.S. entered World War II (and has never stop...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Now Claims Hawaiian Birth Certificate Destroyed In Pearl Harbor Bombing

Barack Obama Now Claims Hawaiian Birth Certificate Destroyed In Pearl Harbor Bombing

December 7th, 1941...the day that would live in infamy....the day that the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor....and apparently the day that President Barack Obama's birth certificate was destroyed in a hospital fire. Obama, who claims that he was born...

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