COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the largest and oldest volcanoes in the south has just erupted spewing molten lave as high as 2,873 feet. Meteorologists had predicted to the day, when the 72,903-year-old volcano would erupt. The…
(NOT EDITED) The word PEACH usually describes a sweet fruit which grows in Southern Europe, Mexico, California, and Florida, in fact, anywhere where the sun shines not out of Jaggedone's rear-end, but in less combustible climates. However, PEACH c…
(NOT EDITED) It has only happened a few times in US history, but this time it has caused outrage among Peach Farmers because it is related to a 'Rotten Apple' who has just been dumped out of the White House! Peach farmer, Buckweezle Black-Neck, fr…
A self-described low-hanging fruit who prefers the natural look, a nectarine named Nick allowed a bit of fuzz to appear on his normally smooth skin, and says that he now fears being impeached. "Nothing against peaches, of course, but that would ju...
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