According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…
With the 2018 World Cup just a few days away in Russia The BBC are bringing back Paul the Octopus to predict the results. Well not exactly the original Paul but his Great, Great, Great Grandson also called Paul and who has inherited his ancestor's ca...
Fans of the 2008 World Cup will remember the stunning track record of Paul the Octopus, who predicted 8/8 World Cup final results by selecting mussels out of one of two boxes. Shortly after his predictive victory Paul was declared dead and his remain...
A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany. The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active. "The reptile has no physical problems or defects," say...
News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and everything to gain. This top secret scientific plan was passed on...
Paul the Octopus (reportedly hatched January 2008; died 26 October 2010) was a common octopus from Weymouth, England. Paul lived in a tank at a commercial attraction, the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany and became internationally famous after...
Georgie Snuffeloffogos, Head of London's Zoo's Aquarium Department, was a little upset after hearing that England would NOT be hosting the 2018 Football World Cup after losing the bid to Russia. Georgie said he had started training his Octopus, Mi...
Germany - (Tentacles): An autopsy result on the prescient cephalopod says he may not have died from natural causes. Alien pathologist Ray Santili found evidence that Paul's last prediction 'saw him pick Russia' as the successful 2018 World Cup bid...
Berlin, Germany. Theories are rapidly developing after the death of FIFA World Cup hero, Paul the Octopus. Many people are detecting strange goings on, both before and after his demise. A German journalist has suggested that Paul was taken down by...
(Emeryville, California) - An Animation Studio has started production on the latest installment of three-dimensional Zeitgeist: the true-to-life story of Paul the Octopus. Calling it "a subaquatic Sid and Nancy", studio executives expect the film...
(Oberhausen, Germany) - One of Paul the Octopus's handlers confirmed that the eight-armed invertebrate contacted him from the spirit world this past weekend. "I had a very lifelike dream," Daniel Fey acknowledged. "It was as if Paul was in the ro...
In the Last Will and Testinomy of Paul the Psychic Octopus, it is revealed that the calamari celebrity predicted a few events. In a strenuous exercise hours before his death, Paul the Psychic Octopus emitted ink blots which formed into the faces o...
As part of a fund raising effort the estate of Michael Jackson announced this week a plan to purchase the remains of celebrated animal psychic, Paul the Octopus. Rumors suggest the plan also involves quickly selling the carcass for profit, either at...
The estate of Paul the Octopus has announced the creation of The Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund for Psychic Marine Animal Research, effective immediately. Students will be selected based on three criteria: 1) Need 2) How badly do they "wa...
Following the death of Paul the Psychic Octopus, the only other truly psychic being on the planet, Derek Acorah, has offered to contact Paul the Psychic octopus in order to predict the results of up coming sporting events. Otto Limms, Paul's agent...
The official, sordid critique on Paul the Octopus's death was confirmed Wednesday: Death by Self-Inflicted Overstimulation of his Erogenous Zone. Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: "Yep. That's what he did. Wouldn't you if you could?" Quincy continued, "Whi...
Folks with more to lose than just having to eat crow in the upcoming elections if their party doesn't do well-we're talking about heavy bettors who want to cash in on the Sharron Angles and Joe Millers of our time-are frantic on the news that Paul th...
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