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Funny story: Paul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win

Paul The Octopus Predicts Trump Win

According to every poll that is worth its salt, a victory for President Trump in the upcoming November election is about as unlikely as a beak on a bison, but experts may have to think again, as the renowned predictor of unlikely things, Paul the Oct…

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Funny story: The Return of Paul the Octopus

The Return of Paul the Octopus

With the 2018 World Cup just a few days away in Russia The BBC are bringing back Paul the Octopus to predict the results. Well not exactly the original Paul but his Great, Great, Great Grandson also called Paul and who has inherited his ancestor's ca...

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Funny story: Paul the Octopus Lives! Currently Deciding US Economic Policy

Paul the Octopus Lives! Currently Deciding US Economic Policy

Fans of the 2008 World Cup will remember the stunning track record of Paul the Octopus, who predicted 8/8 World Cup final results by selecting mussels out of one of two boxes. Shortly after his predictive victory Paul was declared dead and his remain...

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Funny story: Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

Two headed python found living in Germany may be in training to take over from Paul the Psychic Octopus ready for the next World Cup of football

A two headed Royal python has been discovered in an amphibian and reptile shop in Germany. The snake was born a year ago, and has two spinal cords and two heads - and they're both active. "The reptile has no physical problems or defects," say...

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Funny story: News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and everything to gain. This top secret scientific plan was passed on...

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Funny story: Paul the Octopus - fathered offspring to follow in his tentacles in predicting outcomes of games in next World Cup

Paul the Octopus - fathered offspring to follow in his tentacles in predicting outcomes of games in next World Cup

Paul the Octopus (reportedly hatched January 2008; died 26 October 2010) was a common octopus from Weymouth, England. Paul lived in a tank at a commercial attraction, the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany and became internationally famous after...

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Funny story: Psychic Octopus in training for 2018 World Cup

Psychic Octopus in training for 2018 World Cup

Georgie Snuffeloffogos, Head of London's Zoo's Aquarium Department, was a little upset after hearing that England would NOT be hosting the 2018 Football World Cup after losing the bid to Russia. Georgie said he had started training his Octopus, Mi...

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Funny story: Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Germany - (Tentacles): An autopsy result on the prescient cephalopod says he may not have died from natural causes. Alien pathologist Ray Santili found evidence that Paul's last prediction 'saw him pick Russia' as the successful 2018 World Cup bid...

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Funny story: Conspiracy theories abound after Paul The Octopus's death

Conspiracy theories abound after Paul The Octopus's death

Berlin, Germany. Theories are rapidly developing after the death of FIFA World Cup hero, Paul the Octopus. Many people are detecting strange goings on, both before and after his demise. A German journalist has suggested that Paul was taken down by...

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Funny story: Animated R-rated 3D Movie that Chronicles the Life and Times of Paul the Octopus in the Pipeline

Animated R-rated 3D Movie that Chronicles the Life and Times of Paul the Octopus in the Pipeline

(Emeryville, California) - An Animation Studio has started production on the latest installment of three-dimensional Zeitgeist: the true-to-life story of Paul the Octopus. Calling it "a subaquatic Sid and Nancy", studio executives expect the film...

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Funny story: Paul the Octopus Predicts Obscure TheSpoof.com Writer will Surpass 2-million Points Some Time in November

Paul the Octopus Predicts Obscure TheSpoof.com Writer will Surpass 2-million Points Some Time in November

(Oberhausen, Germany) - One of Paul the Octopus's handlers confirmed that the eight-armed invertebrate contacted him from the spirit world this past weekend. "I had a very lifelike dream," Daniel Fey acknowledged. "It was as if Paul was in the ro...

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Funny story: The Last Will and Testimony of Paul: Psychic Octopus predicts next Vajazzling

The Last Will and Testimony of Paul: Psychic Octopus predicts next Vajazzling

In the Last Will and Testinomy of Paul the Psychic Octopus, it is revealed that the calamari celebrity predicted a few events. In a strenuous exercise hours before his death, Paul the Psychic Octopus emitted ink blots which formed into the faces o...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan to Buy Paul the Octopus's Carcass

Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan to Buy Paul the Octopus's Carcass

As part of a fund raising effort the estate of Michael Jackson announced this week a plan to purchase the remains of celebrated animal psychic, Paul the Octopus. Rumors suggest the plan also involves quickly selling the carcass for profit, either at...

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Funny story: "Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund" Established by His Estate

"Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund" Established by His Estate

The estate of Paul the Octopus has announced the creation of The Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund for Psychic Marine Animal Research, effective immediately. Students will be selected based on three criteria: 1) Need 2) How badly do they "wa...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah contacts Paul the Psychic Octopus

Derek Acorah contacts Paul the Psychic Octopus

Following the death of Paul the Psychic Octopus, the only other truly psychic being on the planet, Derek Acorah, has offered to contact Paul the Psychic octopus in order to predict the results of up coming sporting events. Otto Limms, Paul's agent...

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Funny story: Coroner's Report: Paul the Octopus Masturbated Himself to Death

Coroner's Report: Paul the Octopus Masturbated Himself to Death

The official, sordid critique on Paul the Octopus's death was confirmed Wednesday: Death by Self-Inflicted Overstimulation of his Erogenous Zone. Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: "Yep. That's what he did. Wouldn't you if you could?" Quincy continued, "Whi...

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Funny story: Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Folks with more to lose than just having to eat crow in the upcoming elections if their party doesn't do well-we're talking about heavy bettors who want to cash in on the Sharron Angles and Joe Millers of our time-are frantic on the news that Paul th...

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