Invited by Myers as a Melbourne Cup Style Ambassador she soon found the exclusive Birdcage decor not to her liking and set about giving it a good licking to make herself feel more comfortable. However the Aussies in their predictable pubescent whi...
Whacko's daughter, Paris, seemingly to be much more sensible than her namesake, claims that nudity is beautiful and the only part of her dad's body ever seen nude in public, his nose, was beautiful too! Paris, who does not reside in the Hilton, b...
CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey recently told her BFF Gayle King that she truly feels sorry for Paris Jackson and she wants to see what she can do about helping her to get her act together. Winfrey speaking with Yodelle Denzel St. Bling of Afro Sheen Maga...
HOLLYWOOD - Paris Hilton has lashed out at Michael Jackson's daughter 15-year-old Paris Jackson and told her to change her name. Hilton is apparently upset that the entertainment media could conceivably confuse the two and Hilton says that she wil...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Jackson, the 15-year-old daughter of Michael Jackson, recently stated that she is sick and tired of having to live up to the Jackson name. The girl who was born Paris Michael Katherine Jackson told Glamboyant Magazine's Voodo...
NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket. Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...
CALABASAS, Az. - Katherine Jackson, mother to the deceased King of Pop, Michael Jackson, is back home after having gone missing. Police were working day and night to find the 82-year-old. "Is it scary?" asked Paris Jackson, daughter to Michael. "S...
Los Angeles - A collaboration between two famous rock stars' children is the brainchild of Colombian singer-songwriter Shakira who spotted the pair's talent following a tip from international tennis ace Rafael Nadal. The Grand Slam champ apparentl...
HOLLYWOOD - Janet Jackson has announced that her niece Paris, and her two nephews Prince and Blanket have just finished shooting commercials for Handy Gloves and Rock Socks. The children of Michael Jackson are all very talented and will soon be ap...
If it doesn't fit you must acquit. Not since the trial of O.J. Simpson has the world been so fixated on a homicide trial. Michael Jackson, may he rest in peace, died on June 25, 2009. The Coroner, Quincy Jones ruled the death a homicide. The prelimin...
London - (Reuterus): "Wasn't me who dunnit," the ex-champion flat racing jockey commented today, "too bleedin' saddle-sore to squeeze one out, mate." Piggott, 69, was being interviewed about reports that he is Paris Jackson's DNA father. The 20...
LOS ANGELES, CA - No one has heard much from Paris Jackson over the years, shrouded from public view by her reclusive, over-protective father Michael, sometimes literally, forced to drape cloth over her face on the few occasions she was seen in publi...
Juneau-her, Alas!-ka - (Rotters): Willow Palin has sent Paris Jackson a sweet message of condolence after seeing her very under-rehearsed primetime coast-to-toast (sick!) debut performance on TV yesterday. The fourteen year old commiserated with J...
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