Showing:

Funny satire stories about Parachute

Try another search?

Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails

Funny story: Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails

On October 13th, a Colorado man jumped out of an airplane to go skydiving with his wife, saying that he could fly. Moments later, after numerous attempts, his parachute malfunctions. Tragically, the outcome was fatal. His wife commented on his be...

Read full story View 'Man believes "he can fly", parachute fails'

Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

Funny story: Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!

On a budget airline flight from Poland to the UK (not the one from Ireland!), a man wearing a parachute (rather unusual?) plonked himself in front of the emergency exit ready for a jump. During the flight, luckily, a stewardess observed the strang...

Read full story View 'Parachutist on budget airline flight attempts to open door mid-air!'

Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

Funny story: Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.

ROSWELL, New Mexico (ABSNN) - Arizona Governor Jan Brewer ordered the Arizona Air National Guard to fire two volleys of six Sidewinder missiles at Austrian balloonist Felix Baumgartner's fiberglass capsule as it ascended to 23 miles over the New Mexi...

Read full story View 'Arizona's Brewer shoots down Austrian ballonist. War declared by NM Governor.'

"Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Funny story: "Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!

Ashley Young, Man United's "high-diving" expert is so worried about the reverberations of his latest antics that he has ordered a back-pack parachute for the game against Manchester City. He knows that as soon as a Man City defender breathes on h...

Read full story View '"Sky Diver" Young orders parachute for Manchester Derby!'

The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces

Funny story: The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces

Washington, DC - As President Barak Obama prepares to meet with Seal Team 6, the First Dog, Bo, also prepares to meet the canine counterparts of the elusive special ops group. Christopher Guffman, Press Secretary for the First Dog had confirmed that...

Read full story View 'The First Dog Prepares to Meet Elite Canine Forces'

Parachute Maker Gets Killed by Skydiver Using His Newly Designed Parachute

Parachute maker Jerry Open-Shoot died today in a freak accident when a skydiver using his newly designed parachute landed on top of him. Miraculously, the skydiver, Jerry Freefall, was alive and completely unscathed by the incident. Apparently, Fre...

Read full story View 'Parachute Maker Gets Killed by Skydiver Using His Newly Designed Parachute'

Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long

Funny story: Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long

A couple of lovers from Little Cock, Arkansas, who also loved sky-diving, apparently decided over the weekend to tie the knot -so they thought they would combine their two main loves and get married while sky-diving. So Sunday afternoon on a beaut...

Read full story View 'Couple Getting Married While Sky Diving Kiss Too Long'

Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster

Funny story: Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster

BASE jumper Eddie 'The Kestrel' Lyons-Bowe of Stranraer, Scotland almost came a cropper whilst executing a 2000 foot jump off the Burdenoshtiburden Cliffs into a Norwegian fjord. Eddie The Kestrel was filming an ad for a Japanese electronics corp...

Read full story View 'Narcoleptic BASE Jumper In Near Disaster'

Parachute of D. B. Cooper Identified

While speculation that a newly uncovered parachute was that of the infamous D. B. Cooper, hopes were dashed when the material and age of the parachute proved it could not have been used by D. B. Cooper.

Read full story View 'Parachute of D. B. Cooper Identified'

United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

Funny story: United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!

Unanimous Airlines (UA) announced more cost cutting moves today to save the struggling airline. High fuel prices and difficult schedules have all lead to airlines running off schedule and facing financial difficulties.

Read full story View 'United Airlines to Experiment with Parachutes!'

Breaking news…

BREAKING NEWS!

Man In a Really Dark Place Finally Figures Out How to Use the Flashlight on His Cellphone.
Increase speedPlayback speedIncrease speed Help
Skip backwardsPausePlaySkip forward
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
47 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more