A man who made what he thought was a successful bid to become the holder of the title of Pancake Day Pancake Consumption Champion has had his effort ruled out, after it was discovered that he had completed the challenge one day too soon! Pancake D...
Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who cost United £80million when he joined them last summer, has confirmed he will be going round to his mum's house on Tuesday, for a special Pancake Day treat. According to Maguire...
The Hague, Netherlands - Human frights lawyer Amal Clooney has been cut down to size by Stonkerz magazine after being dubbed 'Princess Pancake' on account of her flat 30A-cup tits. The Pancake Day award comes with a year's supply of brassiere cup...
London - Chefs at HM's royal kitchens have been left with egg on their faces following complaints they'd fed horseflesh to State Banquet dignitaries. Rollo Foie-Gras and Guido Mascarpone are in for a roasting at a Shrove Tuesday disciplinary heari...
London - Barking resident Mrs Hilda Ricketts has spoken of her dismay after a Pancake Day mix-up with her husband's ashes saw a Turin Shroud-like apparition pop up in her blini. Apparently she mistook a jar of the late Jock Ricketts' cremated rema...
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