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St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

Funny story: St. Jude Children’s Hospital To Host “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”

Earlier today, St. Jude Children’s Hospital confirmed that they will be debuting their much anticipated “Little Miss Cancer Pageant”. Children under the age of sixteen are encouraged to sign up prior to the December 1st deadline, so long as they are...

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Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

Funny story: Vagina Pageants Sweep Across America, Megan Fox, Reigning Celebrity Champion

There used to be beauty pageants judging personality, poise, talent, evening gown and beauty. Now, they've gotten to the bottom of the line, the purest form, the essence, the prettiest kersloppus. Women across America have started competing in...

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Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

Funny story: Stripper poles now allowed in pageants

It's been a controversial issue for a while amongst pageant insiders, judges, and competitors all over the United States and bordering neighbors, Canada and Mexico. Starting in 2005 with a request from 4-year old Sophia Clarkman's mother, Jane C...

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Winehouse Wins Miss Universe Pageant

Funny story: Winehouse Wins Miss Universe Pageant

Krakow, Poland - Amy Winehouse, representing Miss United Kingdom, has become the first ever drug addict to win the Miss Universe Pageant, which was held yesterday in Poland. 180 women representing 70 countries took part in the pageant, which began...

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Loser of "Miss Popularity" Contest says Whole Thing is a Big Popularity Contest

Funny story: Loser of "Miss Popularity" Contest says Whole Thing is a Big Popularity Contest

Cindy May Harmell of Ann Arbor, MI recently came in seventh in a field of ten for her state's "Miss Popularity" contest, prompting her to dismiss the pageant as "one massive popularity contest" in a recent interview on a local...

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Residents Hold First Annual Beaver Pageant; Beavers Hired In Canada To Teach "Civil" Engineering and Revolutionize Antiquated University System

Funny story: Residents Hold First Annual Beaver Pageant; Beavers Hired In Canada To Teach "Civil" Engineering and Revolutionize Antiquated University System

Residents in a north Raleigh neighborhood celebrated their first annual Beaver Pageant yesterday. The pageant was put on to draw attention to the problem of beavers taking over subdivisions,terrorizing occupants and building their homes out of code f...

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Trump Sorry For 'Horseface' Tweet

Trump apologizes to Stormy Daniels for calling her 'horseface' in a
tweet. Tweet was actually meant for Kelly Ann Conway.
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