Ozzy Osbourne has been thinking about his old country. Hollywood is a-buzz thinking that Ozzy may head back to the Merry Ole England to invade London and become the Prime Minister. His campaign world tour and slogan will be: “Hop On Ozzy’s Crazy T…
LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - The Osbourne's (Ozzy and Sharon) are headed down the Big D path (divorce). Sharon says that she has had it with her space cadet husband constantly cutting down her hair, her cellulite thighs, her closed mind, and her…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - The former lead singer with Black Sabbath, has just been arrested by the Hollywood Police Department, after he was observed urinating on Donald Trump's Walk of Fame star. A total of 19 witnesses clearly identified Ozzy…
MALIBU BEACH - (Satire News) - The singer known as "The Prince of Darkness" has just received divorce papers from his wife of 40 years, Sharon "The Boss" Osbourne. Ozzy Osbourne was born Johnny Mikey Billy Osbourne in England 73 years ago, making…
Loudmouth manager and Ozzy-minder, Sharon Osbourne, today raged at tabloids that “snowflakes have ruined this country.” She was not referring to the weather. She believes that the state of the UK has been seriously harmed, not by government misrul...
Black Sabbath have said goodbye to their global fans for the final time in Birmingham, UK, where they originated from. During the performance Ozzy Osbourne admitted to his geriatric following; "I man not the fucking Prince of Darkness, just a born...
LOS ANGELES - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back anything. She has always said what was on her mind even though at times there really wasn't much of anything there to speak of. Recently she was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattl...
HOLLYWOOD - Sharon Osbourne has never been one to hold back her feelings and she recently let them be known when the subject of Justin Bieber came up. The wife of Rock and Roll's Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, had just finished her dinner at B...
SANTA MONICA - The latest celebrity musings coming out of the Left Coast rumor mills state that Sharon Osbourne was caught in the clutches of a much younger man. And that younger man is none other than British subject Russell Brand. Celebrity G...
LOS ANGELES - It looks like the 31 year marriage between Sharon Osbourne and her Prince of Darkness rock music icon, Ozzy is shakier than John Goodman standing on a plywood platform. Reports coming out of the Left Coast are that the once-happy-as-...
The removal of Ozzy Osborne's entire brain in recent ground-breaking 'Alzheimer Avoidance' surgery has been hailed as a stroke of genius. Neurosurgeons worldwide have called the audacious surgery - designed and implemented by Mr Adam Spoofery of Sa...
Ozzy's House - Following the lead of his wife who cut off her breast to prevent cancer, Ozzy has had most of his brain cut out in a bold attempt to prevent Alzheimer's. His wife had this to say. "I think it has really improved his disposition. He...
The final shortlist for the soon to be vacant Archbishop of Canterbury position was announced today by a group of men in fancy dress and funny hats, although these were later revealed to be their religious uniforms worn for special occasions and to s...
CHICAGO - Rock singer Ozzie Ozbourne decided to trump his own former accomplishments in animal abuse by appearing on stage naked and proceeding to bite the head off a live walrus. The act took four hours, witnessed by a mixture of cheering fans, outr...
New York -- President Barack Obama met with top television executives today to present a concept for a weekly reality show that would feature the entire Obama family. Called "One Big Happy Family," the show would focus on the Obama's' problem-solv...
My heart doth weep for Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne and their HUGE taxt debt. If you believe the above then you will believe that it's really ME on my profile picture. For crying out loud and louder still...who the hell gives a brass nickel or a silver penny about their debts? They can easily pay the debt off with all the money and properties they own. Why is this newsworthy? Just MORE publ...
Sharon Osboutrne wants to hear the patter of tiny feet again after meeting youthful singing sensation, Justin Bieber. Sharon and husband, rock wildman Ozzy, met the young singer on the set of an ad for the Superbowl, where Oz and Justin had to dre...
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