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Funny story: Kentucky business makes millions of dollars

Kentucky business makes millions of dollars

Set just off a freeway in the hillbilly woods, the farm's location is appealing and then again, it's also what's inside: cockroaches -- tens of millions of them. Andy Gump is part entomologist, part farmer and chief admirer of the roach burger.

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Funny story: Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas

Surgeon General Warns about Secondhand Gas

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Secondhand gas dramatically increases the risk of acute nausea, insult to the nasal lining, asthma attacks, and even asphyxiation, this according to U.S. Surgeon General Vice Admiral Jerome Adams. In a sobering report issued November...

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Funny story: China To Repair Ozone Layer With Steamed Minced Pork Buns

China To Repair Ozone Layer With Steamed Minced Pork Buns

The disturbing news this week that dangerous chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs) traceable to China are directly responsible for damage to the ozone layer, has met with a swift response from the Chinese authorities - they are to repair the damage with steamed...

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Funny story: Another hole due to farting

Another hole due to farting

A second hole in the ozone layer has been discovered, but this time its thought the cause of it is farting! "With so many foods that give us wind these days its not really a surprise. We know beans and cheese are high on the list of 'wind makers...

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Funny story: Ozone Depletion Causing More Havoc

Ozone Depletion Causing More Havoc

A recent discovery has exposed more chemical toxins adding to the air pollution over our nation's largest cities. As the ozone layer weakens allowing more UV radiation to penetrate our atmosphere, common man-made products are starting to break down c...

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Funny story: Ozone hole heading towards moon, say scientists

Ozone hole heading towards moon, say scientists

According to newly fudged data released by scientists today, the Ozone hole, traditionally said to be over Antarctica, has now broken free from Earth's stratosphere and is drifting towards the moon. Though the news was greeted with cheers by most...

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Funny story: Man Blows Hole In Ozone Layer With Fart

Man Blows Hole In Ozone Layer With Fart

A Moslem woman has made a scathing allegation, about a Dudley man she says contributed to the acceleration of Global Warming this morning, when he deliberately unleashed a bolt of methane gas from his arse, that shot straight through the Ozone Layer,...

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Funny story: Global Boiling To Be The Next Big Phenomenon, Say Scientists

Global Boiling To Be The Next Big Phenomenon, Say Scientists

Global Warming, the notion that the Earth's temperature is slowly rising as a result of human intervention, will eventually give way to Global Boiling say scientists.

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Funny story: French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

French Government to stop obese Americans at French Airports

The French government delivered what is widely regarded as a calculated snub to America today when Jaques Chiracs ruling party passed legislation through the senate enabling immigration officers to refuse entry to passengers disembarking from trans A...

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