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HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Funny story: HARDCORE! Small Sector of Americans Remain Committed to Extreme Sports like Jogging and Power-Walking

Shrugging off warnings about heat exhaustion, dehydration, and running being hard on the joints, a small but committed sector of the American population continue to cling to their obsession with extreme sports, like jogging and power-walking. “It'...

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After local man reads foreign food label with kilocalorie counts instead of calorie counts, extreme diet leads to death

Funny story: After local man reads foreign food label with kilocalorie counts instead of calorie counts, extreme diet leads to death

Washington, D.C. - Excess calorie intake is the primary contributor to the obesity epidemic plaguing most developed nations, but eating a minimum level of calories is key to life and longevity. We all know that we should eat about 2,000 calories per...

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Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

Funny story: Cold and Fever Exchange New Year's Resolutions to Lose Weight and Gain Weight, Respectively

At the start of 2016, long-time cohorts Cold and Fever exchanged solemn New Year's resolutions to lose weight and gain weight, respectively. Cold admitted to having really packed on the pounds in recent decades. He pointed to the oft-touted home r...

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Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

Funny story: Obese patient sues doctor for "inappropriate" weight comment

A doctor in Carlisle is being taken to court by one of his patients. During a meeting with a Dr Yimenez about his upcoming stomach-stapling surgery, the patient observed that the doctor had made one or two inappropriate comments about his weight.

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"Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics

Funny story: "Hefty" Russian People Protest At Olympics

SOCHI, RUSSIA - A group of "hefty" Russian people were arrested today at the Olympics for protesting the lack of equality for heavier athletes at the winter games. A spokesman for the protestors pointed out that while the summer Olympics has event...

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Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: Amanda Bynes Says She Wants To Be The New Lindsay Lohan

HACIENDA HEIGHTS, California - Amanda Bynes was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors about the recent incident in Marina Del Rey where she was throw out of The Vicious Guppy Seafood Diner. The troubled Nickelodeon actress replied that apparentl...

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Arkansas Orders All Full Frontal Female Nudity Men's Magazines Burned

Funny story: Arkansas Orders All Full Frontal Female Nudity Men's Magazines Burned

LITTLE ROCK - Several Arkansas citizens action groups have threatened to protest in the nude in order to bring attention to the out-of-control publication and distribution of X-rated men's magazines showing full frontal female nudity. Mavis Lorett...

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Bloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'

Funny story: Bloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'

New York's diminutive mayor has launched a campaign to shrink the city's citizenry down to size - one resident at a time. The effort began today with a ban on super-sized sugared drinks and will progress with the construction of "fat farms" in ea...

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Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Funny story: Unfit, Overweight Vegetarian and Vegan Inspire Millions of Americans to Go Veg

Ingrid Newkirk, President of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), and Kevin Lawson, President of the National Vegetarian Society, knew they needed a new approach to recruiting new vegetarians and vegans. "Americans weren't relating...

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Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

Funny story: Vast majority of dieters wrongly blame hormonal changes for weight re-gain, study

HARFOLD, Vt.--Some 80% of dieters regain the weight they've lost within a year. According to a study released earlier this week by Harfold State College, some 99.9% of those dieters blame hormonal changes for the return of flab. Coincidently, the...

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"Taft tub" will stay in White House until Christie officially denies Presidential aspirations

Funny story: "Taft tub" will stay in White House until Christie officially denies Presidential aspirations

WASHINGTON, D.C.--The head interior decorator for the White House decided Monday not to replace the "Taft Tub" in the Presidential Suite's bathroom until New Jersey governor Chris Christie officially denies any Presidential aspirations. "The 'Taft...

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Christina Hendricks Shows That The "Curvy" Look May Be Making A Comeback

Funny story: Christina Hendricks Shows That The "Curvy" Look May Be Making A Comeback

LAKE COMO, Italy - Actress Christina Hendricks was dressed in a one-piece midnight black swimsuit and wearing an Al Capone hat when she was photographed at Lake Como. The 36-year-old star of the American cable show Mad Men showed off her voluptuou...

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Rosie O'Donnell Viciously Lashes Out At The Producers of 'Glee' Due To The Fat Cast Member

Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Viciously Lashes Out At The Producers of 'Glee' Due To The Fat Cast Member

HOLLYWOOD - Rosie O'Donnell who admits to being a little bit overweight has lashed out at the producers of the hit musical show Glee. O'Donnell stated that she does not like the fact that the one overweight member of the entire cast Lauren Zizes,...

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Good News for Overweight Americans

Funny story: Good News for Overweight Americans

(Washington) - With 60% of the American public being overweight the Federal Bureau of Weights and Standards today announced that federal policies and standards will be adapted to accommodate overweight and obese men, women and children in the U.S.

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500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

Funny story: 500-pound man seeks redemption - almost drowns during baptism

St. Croix River, Milwaukee - Admitting that gluttony was the only one of the seven deadly sins that he enjoyed committing, Mike Martinez, 39, attempted to set his life on the righteous path by confessing to his pastor that he had set out years earlie...

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Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Funny story: Environmental scientists announce shocking finding.

Berlin, Germany- This week environmental scientists at a world convention on global warming announced a shocking discovery they have.

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1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

Funny story: 1400lbs Man Undergoes Drain Clearance

A man who used to weigh more than 1400lbs (100 stones) has won an award for 'slimming', after losing around 65% of his body weight in just three months. More amazing still, is that, this 3-month 'weightcrash' included...

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Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Funny story: Is the ever expanding universe the reason for obesity?

Scientists from the San Francisco Institute of Cosmotology, today released what they claim is a groundbreaking new paper on the links between the ever expanding universe and the high levels of obesity seen in the world.

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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