CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland. Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...
HARFOLD, Vt. - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney, after being lambasted by the general managers of Chrysler and General Motors for bad-mouthing the efforts in of President Obama in the car industry, has purportedly found a dealership in u...
Mitt Romney is to outsource the call centers for his campaign to India in an effort to cut costs and prove he has what it takes to make the tough decisions on the economy. "We don't have to pay volunteers to man the phones in the US." A GOP spokes...
TUCSON, Arizona - The sad state of the nation's economy is having an adverse affect on everyone and the Ku Klux Klan is no exception. The Arizona chapter of the KKK is reporting that due to a tightening of their budget they will be having to do so...
Southwark Council is paying a private company £2.45 a call to answer phone inquiries. The company, 'Vangent', handles about a million calls a year from residents in the London borough of Southwark. The firm charges the council 71p just to pick...
(Washington, DC) In a surprise move, the Republican National Committee announced today that they have been purchased by Bain Capital Investments. RNC chairman, Reince Priebus, says that Bain had been purchasing shares in the RNC for the last year, bu...
Washington, DC - Speaker of the House John Boehner said today that owing to the Democrats "continued failure to see things our way" that all future debt reduction negotiations would be outsourced to other countries. Boehner said he hoped outsourc...
The owners of the franchises in the NBA and NFL announced today they are moving their teams to China. The outcry was immediate as the sports world and Americans in general reacted in shock and dismay. "We have no other choice," stated a spokesman...
In a startling reversal of international trade policy, President Barrack "Paddy" O'Bama directed his Secretary of Commerce to enforce his new Presidential Mandate requiring all outsourcing of Green Jobs and Products go to Ireland to reverse the imba...
While India may be a popular location for call centers, hell is gaining strength as the next big location for both inbound and outbound call center construction. Recently Lucifer, the keeper of the land of eternal damnation, was quoted as sayi...
Special to INS - Not unexpectedly, the Autsch Pin Company announced today that it will move its manufacturing operations to China. CEO Arvid Lindstrom cited a shrinking labor force in Bagville, Minnesota where the company is headquartered. "Young peo...
In further attempts at cost saving measures, the conservative government have decided to change the nature of reality itself, as it has been decided that the presently existing paradigm is no longer financially viable. Talks are being held in an...
Claims that a charity's suicide helpline has been outsourced to a call centre in India have been strongly denied. Several formerly suicidal people in the US have now moved from depression to seething anger as the voice that they reached out to in...
Even Heaven is on a budget. Wrought-iron pearly gates have been replaced by baby safety fences. The walls of precious gems have been substituted with hip hop iced out jewelry. And swarms of locusts have been reduced to by-stander status as Heaven a...
Your bank has probably outsourced its operations there, your phone company no doubt outsourced its customer services there too, and you might even notice that when you try to call your mother, she has outsourced herself, so that you now have a conver...
WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...
The work of the United States' Treasury Secretary is being replaced by a call center in New Delhi. Treasury secretary, Tim Geithner, is on an official trip to India to begin the job of training the replacements for him and his staff. The 24/7...
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