They didn’t invite me to the BAFTAs. It was so unfair. And really not cool. I had, like, been really rad and been in the news and stuff. Plus it was racist, because someone said that one of the folk that was in the committee that made the decision…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – The never-ending rumor mills have been working overtime lately. And as of today, the biggest rumor in the nation is that Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene and multi-billionaire Oprah Winfrey are having a same-sex cons…
NEW YORK CITY – (Magazine Satire) - The woman who has interviewed more famous people than even Barbara Walters, recently sat down with a man who says he came very close to becoming America’s first king, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. OPRAH: Well h…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – It is no secret that Marjorie Taylor Greene has become the most hated, despised, piece-of-shit politician in the entire United States, and there are lots of them! The National Whispers News Agency has just named Mar…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Vice-President Harris told Ipso Facto News that she is 99.998% certain that the former “Divider-in-Chief” aka Donald Jonathan Trump will be wearing an orange inmates jumpsuit and sitting in a jail cell before Thanks…
ELEANOR RIGBY – Rhode Island - (Satire News) – After being in hiding for 17 years the dreaded Stipalacocksolosis has emerged from hibernation with a vengeful vengeance. Insect scientists have been warning that the infamous cicadas were going to ar…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – One of the country’s leading financial experts recently stated that if Elon Musk were to convert all of his billions and billions of dollars into $100 bills and lay them end-to-end, they would stretch from Saturn, to M…
Lovable rogue Prince Harry revealed the pains he is experiencing and has experienced throughout his life as a member of the Royal Family. He told some web blog that right from childhood he has had growing pains, caused by the way he was brought up…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Like Meghan and Harry, Wile E Coyote, the distraught victim of a thousand blows to the head by gravity controlled ACME ANVILS, chose to air his grievances with the Goddess of Understanding, Oprah Winfrey. In a tearful display of…
They may be difficult for many people to believe, but the allegations of violent abuse visited upon her by the Queen of England, Elizabeth II, just keep pouring from the mouth of Meghan Markle, like a burst water main. Speaking in confidence to Op…
In the second of a three-part interview with Oprah Winfrey, Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has revealed astonishing details of her relationship breakdown with the British royal family which very nearly got her thrown into the Tower of L…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not lost in the interview of Meghan and Harry by Oprah Winfield, the other night, was the convoluted irony of the story that might have even challenged William Shakespeare. The Comedy of Errors is one of Shakespeare’s early…
Following the 'whistleblowing' interview with Oprah Winfrey, details have emerged of both a spicy and grim nature regarding the Royal Family, not broadcast during the show. Meghan Markle, Duchess of Sussex, claims that all three children of the Du…
(NOT EDITED) WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – After viewing Oprah Winfrey’s interview with Meghan Markle and her husband Harry Mountbatten-Windsor, Vice-President Kamala Harris, invited the couple to visit the White House. The vice-president cou…
(NOT EDITED) Oprah Winfrey, who is now the world’s richest woman started, with nothing but a pair of duct-taped flip-flops, a Raggedy Ann blouse, and a pair of Olive Oyl shorts. She's interviewed nearly everyone from sports heroes, Oscar-winning acto…
MONTECITO, California – (Spoof News) - Oprah Winfrey told CNN’s Don Lemon that she would like to purchase Donald Trump’s Florida mansion, Mar-a-Lago. Lemon asked her why in the world she would want to purchase that horribly evil man’s residence.
MONTECITO, California – The undisputed Queen of Daytime Television recently admitted that she is starting to miss the day-to-day grind of doing a TV talk show. Oprah, who turned 66 in January, said that she has been keeping busy growing okra, onio...
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