A recent report from the National Institute of Health revealed that one in four Americans is affected by mental health, but, fortunately, rates of mental health are on the rapid decline.
"We're making progress," said NIH Director Francis Collins.
Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan was thrilled to truthfully announce that, apart from the bank's history of fraudulent acts and misuse of customers' cash, at least it never sold the prescription opioid Oxycontin, the highly addictive nature of whic...
New York, NY - Radio stations have reached agreement. Foreigner's "Feels Like the First Time" is banned from future radio play. That song leads the Top 10 list of songs that most everyone agrees, they've heard enough. Not even a number one hit in...
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