Just when you thought it was safe to pick up a guitar and microphone, the individual members of One Direction have threatened to get back together again. With the new screeching and invisible-dog-patting-while-singing season getting underway - or...
Millions of pre-teen girls were left heartbroken and teary-eyed after teen pop star Zayn Malik's hugely publicised departure from boy band One-Direction (not to mention the millions of parents who were left relieved and grateful). But the band, it se...
The fifth clone member of renowned boyband No Directions has left, to pursue a career in the fast food industry. On Thursday, Number Five decided to dramatically quit the pop super group in favour of starting a more ordinary line of work. Numbe...
Jeremy Clarkson wasted no time in finding a new job, hours after being sacked by the BBC, when he replaced Zayn Malik in One Direction. Unfortunately, Clarkson's pop career got off to a bad start when he verbally abused and head-butted the rest o...
Pubescent boy band One Direction have been thrown into a PR disaster following the release of video footage of the group smoking cannabis. Fans are said to be outraged that a group of wealthy, famous 'musicians' would chose to inhale illegal narcotic...
Shit-house boy band One Direction recently enraged music lovers of good taste by re-enacting the Abbey Road crossing made famous by rock icons, "The Beetles." The result was the bombardment of the boys by nearby residents and staunch defenders of...
The boy-band One Direction have avoided a multimillion pound claim put against them because of the effectiveness of their wet-floor 'sign guys.' Thousands of One Direction fans packed into the 02 Arena last night, during which a 14-year-old girl w...
Fans of the legendary rock group One Direction will be saddened to find out today that due to their constant wearing of skinny jeans, One Direction have as a collective unit become impotent. The jet setting 5some, who shot to fame when X Factor shot...
We at Back and to the Left news, through our fair and balanced reporting, have made a huge amount of contacts in the showbiz world. These include the best friend of the sister of that lady who came 8th on Britain's Got Talent in 2008. You know which...
Psychological warfare has been around for hundreds of years but it really took off in the second World War. During Vietnam, it was used to an even greater effect and cutting edge techniques were developed to assist the war fighting effort. Fast fo...
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is still answering questions about the extremely short dress she wore to the American Music Awards Show at the Nokia Theater in Hollywood. Swift said that she had a feeling when she first tried on the gold lamé dress that...
Teen heartthrobs One Direction's future looks uncertain as they remain stuck on their tour bus in Thirsk, North Yorkshire. They have been trapped in the town since Thursday afternoon, when the driver was unable to negotiate his way out of the central...
Spoof Political Correspondent Phani Tikkla has been handed a file through Whitehall sources stating that UK Prime Minister David Cameron has joined the successful boy band 'One Direction' in a last bid attempt to woo younger voters into the Tory Part...
SANTA MONICA - Two of the most popular young singers in America were spotted walking hand-in-hand on the famed Santa Monica Pier. Justin Bieber, who recently got dumped by long time girlfriend Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift who has had more boyfrie...
BOISE, Idaho - Taylor Swift was a big hit with the concert goers at her latest performance which took place in The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise. The young 23-year-old country singer performed six encores and told the crowd that she thanked them...
NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, 23, was back in Nashville after spending a few days with (now) ex-boyfriend Harry Styles, 18, of the band One Direction down in Virgin Gorda, or as the locals call it The Fat Virgin. By all accounts the musical couple, wh...
NEW ORLEANS - Taylor Swift took a quick trip down to the city known as The Big Easy to pick up some of her favorite food, Chicken Gumbo A La Creole. Taylor has said that she has eaten Chicken Gumbo A La Creole in Milwaukee, Montpelier, and Minneap...
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