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Funny story: "Little Old Lady" deemed most stealthy threat for 13th straight year

"Little Old Lady" deemed most stealthy threat for 13th straight year

It seems the innocent, do-gooder, little old ladies of the world are out of luck getting any help crossing the street once again. For the 13th straight year the Ruling Order of Pasty Whites (ROPW) has named the "Little Old Lady" as the most stealthy…

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Funny story: President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

President Biden found after 5 hour search inside White House!

Secret Service agents feared the worst but they finally located President Biden after an exhaustive five hour search. Things looked bleak when they found no trace of the president after a second pass through every room in the White House but he f…

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Funny story: North Andover Entrepreneur Launching Old Folks Porn Channel

North Andover Entrepreneur Launching Old Folks Porn Channel

Well, it looks like porn is not just for young people anymore. Longtime North Andover resident and world famous entrepreneur Pepi McFain today announced his plans to launch a porn channel for the elderly. “We’re targeting ages 65 and up which, on…

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Funny story: Video Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral

Video Of Old Man's Wife Spanking Him Goes Viral

A short home-made video of an elderly gentleman being spanked by his equally-elderly wife on the internet has surprised and shocked so many people, that is has been shared millions of times, and has gone viral. The dirty old couple, Fred and Edna…

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Funny story: Man Can Remember Things From A Couple Of Days Ago Like It Was Yesterday

Man Can Remember Things From A Couple Of Days Ago Like It Was Yesterday

A man who is getting on in years but prides himself on having a very good memory for someone of his age, has said that he can clearly remember the past as if it were only yesterday! "For instance," claimed Moys Kenwood, 57, "today is Tuesday, but…

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Funny story: Wireless is on the blink

Wireless is on the blink

A man who has listened to the radio for more than 70 years, and has never owned a television set, has complained to his neighbour that his "wireless is on the blink!" Albert Griffin, 88, of Coventry, has been using his Grundig radio since the day…

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Funny story: Man Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night

Man Who Gets Cramp Got It Last Night

A man who is often tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg, has revealed how, last night, he was tortured by extreme attacks of muscular cramp in his lower left leg. Moys Kenwood, 57, who is fully aware of how his lack…

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Funny story: US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet

US Man Is Oldest Spoof Writer On The Planet

A man who turns 90 years old on his birthday, this Thursday, is now thought to be the oldest spoof writer currently alive anywhere on the planet. Ralph E. Shaffer, 89, a writer on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, has lived a long and fruitful...

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Funny story: Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

Man Finds Tweezers Under Mattress After Long Interval

A pair of tweezers that had long been forgotten about after going missing more than six months ago, have turned up safe and well underneath a mattress. The tweezers, which were sometimes used by their owner to pluck white hairs from his head, and,...

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Funny story: Guy using Face App finds out he already looks old

Guy using Face App finds out he already looks old

It turns out the latest craze on Facebook doesn't work for everyone, as a middle-aged man finds out, the sad way, that he, in fact, already looks old. Marty Brown, a 47-year-old Iowan, decided to give Face App a try after seeing one of his nieces...

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Funny story: Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

Woman's Nosy Neighbour Died Unexpectedly And Out-Of-The-Blue

A woman has told of her surprise and sadness when she learnt that her next-door-neighbour had inexplicably and unexpectedly kicked the bucket over the weekend. The woman - me mam, 82 - spoke of her neighbour, Susan, 69, who, without warning, gave...

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Funny story: You Know You're Old...Further Thoughts...

You Know You're Old...Further Thoughts...

You know you're old, and maybe an old London git...when... With thanks to Ralph E. Shaffer You know you're old. ...You go out to a late night party, and when you return at 4am, your 20something kids are waiting up for you. ...After the party...

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Funny story: Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

A man who had spent several decades constantly worrying about his future, had his very worst fears confirmed at the beginning of this week, when he finally dropped dead. Stanley Mann, 107, was in perfectly good health for a man of his age, took re...

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Funny story: Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Omaha, Nebraska - A lifelong resident here, has created a breakthrough invention for aging adults with memory troubles. Philip Myers, 63, claims The Invention will change people's lives. "It happens to all of us old folks," states Myers. "We're si...

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Funny story: Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

Man Was Upset When Student Guessed His Age As "60"

A teacher in the Thai capital city of Bangkok was "crushed" when a student in his classroom guessed his age as 60, chuckling as he did. Moys Kenwood, 55, was asked his age by one of his more enthusiastic students, but he wasn't about to give the g...

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Funny story: Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

Harried Horticulturist Lacks Time to Stop and Smell Her Own Roses

World-renowned horticulturist Meghan Barlow, pressured on all sides to produce more award-winning zinnias, pentuias, celosia, and other blooms, recently realized that she lacked the time to stop and smell her own roses. "It's a problem," she ackno...

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Funny story: Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

Woman Rescued After Getting Stuck In Revolving Door

A woman on a shopping trip to the big city had to be rescued after she became stuck in a revolving door. Betty Smith was in New York for the very first time in her life, after living 74 years on a farm in Iowa. On a once-in-a-lifetime trip, the ol...

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