The discovery of oil, the commodity that the whole world would like to get its greasy hands on, is always momentous, and it was no different last Sunday afternoon in the Battambang commune of Tapon, when a resident doing some garden maintenance had t...
CALIFORNIA - Using millions of gallons of water and secret chemicals harmful to people, the environment and the earth, oil and gas companies crack open underground rock formations, forcing deposits of oil and gas tucked deep within the earth up to th...
Washington - Iran's Ayatollahs are offering to pour oil on troubled waters by sending a 100,000-strong pisskeeping farce to neighboring Iraq. A lot of Russian-sourced hardware like ground-to-air missal launchers and photon torpedoes are also thoug...
Vienna, Austria - "It's just another crude heist," the head of business development at the Organization of Petroleum Exploiting Countries said today. "Reminds me of 1975 when Carlos the Jackass attempted kidnapping all eleven OPEC oil ministers an...
Following a series of strategic planning meetings held in a secret location, Bruce Opec, owner of more than 370 Taco Bell restaurants across America, announced a new in-room dining fee for those patrons who regularly break wind. Similar to a pr...
OPEC, the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries announced today that they will give all oil produced in the month of June away for free. It is believed that the announcement follows an increasing level of concern within the oil industr...
Wall-E Street, New York - As the world teeters on the edge of a financial abyss, it has been revealed that the current global economic meltdown has been caused by a single British teenager. The 19 year old film student from Kilburn, London created th...
Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - (Ass Mess): Political leaders at the Organization of Petroleum Jelly Exporting Countries summit had a right laugh this afternoon.
Governments around the world breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning when, despite the price of oil reaching a record $140 per barrel, it was officially announced by OPEC that the size of barrels is now bigger than...
Leaders of OPEC have been rumored to have had recent meetings on combining their efforts to market and produce a new fossil fuel alternative.
London - (Ass Mess): The Spoof has obtained an exclusive preview of a top secret letter sent to the awesome PR machine that runs global big oil where the shockwaves from the Corrupt Bastards Club and this week's resignation of BP's Lord Brown...
The state of Alaska has announced plans to leave the United States of America, form an independent Eskimo country, and join O.P.E.C. (the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries). This will be the first incident of secession since the American...
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