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Funny story: "The story is as explosive as four atomic bombs!"

"The story is as explosive as four atomic bombs!"

There are unverified facts and facts that are unverifiable. Whether it is telephone cable, the deluge of a flood, the mass of a disaster, or the next demonstration of national power. There is no way in Hades the average person with a reasonably funct…

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Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Redo: Vladimir To Ride The Bomb This Time

Dr. Strangelove Redo: Vladimir To Ride The Bomb This Time

BILLINGSGATE POST: In the original cast of Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb, Major T. J. "King" Kong was played by Slim Pickens, who rode the nuclear bomb down to its target. The 1964 film was about what could ha…

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Funny story: The US Has Just Learned From A British Spy That Putin Is Threatening To Nuke All of Europe!

The US Has Just Learned From A British Spy That Putin Is Threatening To Nuke All of Europe!

MOSCOW - (Satire News) - The Kremlin Voice is reporting that Putin is so upset at the fact that his Russian troops are getting their commie asses handed to them by the Ukrainian, the American, the English and the Cambodian troops, that he has stated…

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Funny story: Bolivia Buys A Nuclear Weapon From China

Bolivia Buys A Nuclear Weapon From China

LA PAZ, Bolivia – (World Satire) – The Global Source News Agency is reporting that the South American government of Bolivia has just purchased a nuclear weapon from the Republic of China. According to GSNA writer Topeka Joplin, Bolivia wants the w…

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Funny story: Israel Does (NOT) Have Nuclear Missiles

Israel Does (NOT) Have Nuclear Missiles

Israel does not have any nuclear weapons. Not even 90 of them, by last count. I understand why it would want them. After all, two nations that joined the nuclear club did so because they hated each other and wanted just to nuke the other one. Indi…

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Funny story: FBI Leak Suggests Trump Was Going To Use Neutron Bomb On Washington

FBI Leak Suggests Trump Was Going To Use Neutron Bomb On Washington

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an exclusive interview with Quasimodo Veritas, a whistleblower from the FBI revealed that the real reason the Mar-A-Lago raid was carried out by the FBI and DOJ was to provide documentation that Donald Trump was planning to us…

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Funny story: America’s Big Boom

America’s Big Boom

A little known fact, except on anniversaries like Hiroshima Day, is that the United States of America is the ONLY country to have ever dropped a nuclear bomb on another country. When America first tested its bomb at Alamogordo, New Mexico, they di…

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Funny story: North Korea Funding Nuclear Program With Stolen Crypto Hailed As Mainstream Crypto Adoption Win

North Korea Funding Nuclear Program With Stolen Crypto Hailed As Mainstream Crypto Adoption Win

North Korea has been conducting crypto mining and continues to be accused of crypto heists to make up for the pandemic-related economic slowdown. Shockingly, North Korea has used the stolen cryptocurrencies to support its nuclear and missile programs…

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Funny story: Putin Charges U.S. With War Crimes in WW2: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo

Putin Charges U.S. With War Crimes in WW2: Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Tokyo

Vladimir Putin today filed charges here with the International Criminal Court against the United States for omission of war crimes against civilians during World War II. The accusation is that the U.S. deliberately attacked civilian targets that had…

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Funny story: Putin’s Nuclear Arsenal Put On High Alert

Putin’s Nuclear Arsenal Put On High Alert

What? Putin puts nuclear weapons on high alert. Why? Because Putin complains, people in the west are telling lies about him. Is that guy still in grammar school? Put, Put, Putin don't cry. Besides sounding like a school kid, Putin looks m…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Man Up - Admits Flushing Nuclear Launch Codes Down White House Toilet

Donald Trump To Man Up - Admits Flushing Nuclear Launch Codes Down White House Toilet

While Melania Trump is wearing her green , I Don't Care Do You? border jacket, Donald Trump is about to Man Up and confess that: Yeah, he flushed the nuclear launch codes down the White House toilet. And, yeah, a plumber had to be called in to sn…

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Funny story: President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Donald Trump has spoken out about the spread of the deadly Coronavirus, and says that he, personally, could have ended the worldwide threat of a pandemic, if only he'd have been allowed to initiate an all-out nuclear strike on China, instea...

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Funny story: Climate Scientists Relieved that Trump Nuclear Policy May End Life on Earth before Global Warming

Climate Scientists Relieved that Trump Nuclear Policy May End Life on Earth before Global Warming

While most climate scientists agree that it wasn't exactly good news when United States president  Donald Trump formally withdrew from the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty with Russia, thereby rapidly accelerating the risk of a deadly nuclear...

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Funny story: Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...

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Funny story: Uranium: Is It Really As Dangerous As They Say It Is?

Uranium: Is It Really As Dangerous As They Say It Is?

I regularly hear people talking about Uranium, and how dangerous it is. About how harmful it can be if it isn't handled correctly, and without the strictest of precautions being taken. But, I think to myself, "it's only Uranium; just how dangerous...

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Funny story: Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to Typo in Executive Calendar Trump and Kim Jong-un End Up Meditating Together

Due to a typographical error in U.S. President Donald Trump's executive calendar, which had intended to schedule him for a half-day mediation session with North Korea Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un, the two world leaders wound up meditating together for...

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Funny story: President Trump Unleashes Nuclear Strikes on Planned Parenthood

President Trump Unleashes Nuclear Strikes on Planned Parenthood

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a devastating and unbelievable development, President Donald Trump has struck every abortion clinic and Planned Parenthood center in the United States with nuclear weapons. "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!" Trump...

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