Showing:

Funny satire stories about Novichok

Try another search?

Funny story: Putin poisons HIM!

Putin poisons HIM!

(NOT EDITED) In an attempt to manipulate the coming US election, Putin sent one of his spies into the White House, disguised as a sous-chef. Security screening the spy were too busy keeping HIM away from Chancellor Merkel just in case she sneezed on…

Read full story
Funny story: Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified

Sergei Skripal Poisoning: Third Suspect Identified

The poisoning in the English town of Salisbury of former Soviet agent, Sergei Skripol, and his daughter, Yulia, in March last year, brought a concerted effort by British security services to catch those responsible, resulting in the identification of...

Read full story
Funny story: TV Meerkats Refused UK Visas

TV Meerkats Refused UK Visas

In the aftermath of the Sergei Skripal affair, and the recent decline in Anglo-Russian diplomatic relations, it's been revealed that the meerkats who feature in a series of TV advertisements for comparethemarket.com, have been refused UK visas, and m...

Read full story
Funny story: Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

Russian Perfume House Releases New Scent

After the recent accidental murder of Englishwoman Dawn Sturgess, a victim in the Sergei Skripal poisoning aftermath, a Russian perfume house has revealed that it is to start mass production of its brand new 'killer' fragrance, Novichok no.5! Miss...

Read full story
Funny story: Russian Suspects Now Innocent After Thoroughly Convincing Interview

Russian Suspects Now Innocent After Thoroughly Convincing Interview

The two men accused by Britain of carrying out the nerve agent attack in Salisbury have given a searingly honest interview which completely admonishes them from all blame entirely. Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov denied they were State Agents...

Read full story
Funny story: Russia Identifies Novichok Suspects as "Gay Fanboys"

Russia Identifies Novichok Suspects as "Gay Fanboys"

In the face of international condemnation, despite the opposition of useful idiot US President Donald Trump, the Russian government made a surprise admission today when it identified the two suspects in the Salisbury Novichok attack. The UK had na...

Read full story
Funny story: New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK

New Statistics Show Top Causes of Death In UK

Surprising new statistics have been released by the Home Office showing how you are likely to die in the UK based on the area you live and your age group. Unsurprisingly, in the male 14-19 yrs age group stabbings are the number one cause of death...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more