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Funny story: Scottish Fire Brigade Warns Balmoral Castle ‘A Fire Trap’ Like Norte Damn

Scottish Fire Brigade Warns Balmoral Castle ‘A Fire Trap’ Like Norte Damn

Abderdeenshire, Scotland - “She could go up in a puff of smoke,” a Royal Deeside fire chief said today amid news that Queen Elizardbirth has been told to pack in her nocturnal fags while vacationing at Balmoral Castle. The ageing Victorian Scottis...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Notre Dame Cathedral More Popular Than Ever Before

Authorities in France have said that Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is attracting more visitors than ever before. The twelfth-century monument to French medieval religion was engulfed in flames last Monday, resulting in the loss of its roof and fam...

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Funny story: Crown of Thorns Lost After Notre Dame Fire

Crown of Thorns Lost After Notre Dame Fire

It was a week of tragedy for France as the Notre Dame Cathedral burned before the eyes of the world. Luckily, the cathedral was not entirely destroyed. And most of the cathedral’s collection of artifacts have been preserved. Unfortu...

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Funny story: Forensic Team Say They Know The Cause Of Notre Dame Fire

Forensic Team Say They Know The Cause Of Notre Dame Fire

A police forensic investigation team looking into the cause of the fire that swept through Notre Dame cathedral in Paris on Monday, says it has already established how the blaze started. Pierre l'Escargot is a man who makes models from matches. He...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

Notre Dame Cathedral Not As Badly Damaged As Was First Thought

There was good news coming out of the French capital, Paris, this morning when it was announced that, after a close inspection of the Notre Dame cathedral, it was the general opinion that the structure was nowhere near as badly damaged as was first t...

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Funny story: University Professor Relieved It Was Original Notre Dame that Burned

University Professor Relieved It Was Original Notre Dame that Burned

When not-yet-tenured business law professor Carson Hale first heard that the historic Notre Dame had suffered severe damage due to a catastrophic fire, his first gulity concern was what the horrific "act of God" might mean for his professional prospe...

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Funny story: Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Paris, France - (Sacre Bleu Mess): France is reeling from the sudden, tragic torching of one of its greatest national treasures after the Notre Dame de Paris cathedral was razed to the ground. The magnificent 800-year old edifice, which burst int...

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Funny story: Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

The organization, Leprechauns United to Conquer Knuckleheaded Yokels which is, also, known as LUCKY has declared war on the University of Notre Dame over its use of a mascot. LUCKY has threatened the University in many ways ranging from law suits to...

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Funny story: Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o Admits Brother is a Cardboard Cutout

Manti Te'o shocked the crowded room of reporters Saturday in Indianapolis when he announced that his younger brother is a hoax. "It is really embarrassing," Te'o said. "I just thought he was shy and a little one dimensional." The elaborate ho...

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Funny story: Manti Te'o Falls Off Banana Boat

Manti Te'o Falls Off Banana Boat

Only now can the shocking truth be revealed. Manti Te'o is a creation of social media. He does not really exist. His play for Notre Dame has been revealed as a giant Photoshop hoax. Most of his game appearances have been labeled photo bombs. CIA s...

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Funny story: National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

National Championship Game to Host More Fake Irishmen than St. Patrick's Day

SOUTH BEND, IN-A report released today by Harris Polls concluded that the number of people claiming allegiance to Notre Dame football has quadrupled since the school earned a berth in the BCS National Championship Game. The survey is the largest...

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Funny story: Mass Recall As 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' To Be Retitled

Mass Recall As 'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' To Be Retitled

'The Hunchback Of Notre Dame' is to be re-named, causing a public outburst of anger amongst fans of the world renowned literary masterpiece. Council officials in the UK began the campaign for change in 2009, and the protest soon gathered pace, as...

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Funny story: Victor Hugo's Notes for Hunchback of Notre Dame Discovered

Victor Hugo's Notes for Hunchback of Notre Dame Discovered

Copious notes belonging to famed French author Victor Hugo have been found in a derelict atelier once owned by Pablo Picasso. Pablo who was known to steal things that took his fancy to the extent that Matisse used to hide his paintings when he heard his feet on the stairs may have inadvertently picked them up during a visit to the Louvre. In any case, they throw considerable light on the origins o...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Scissor-Lift Department Ranked "Substandard" by U.S. News and World Report

Notre Dame Scissor-Lift Department Ranked "Substandard" by U.S. News and World Report

(South Bend, Indiana) - Following the tragic death of a student due to a gust of wind during outdoor football practice, Notre Dame's School of Scissorliftology has been ranked "substandard" by U.S. News and World Report. While the engineering prog...

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Funny story: Notre Dame Hires New Football Coach

Notre Dame Hires New Football Coach

Notre Dame, the home of the Golden Dome, the Fighting Irish, and Touchdown Jesus has hired a new football coach. The football program, famous for Knute Rockne, The Gipper, and The Four Horsemen, recently fired Charlie Weis after he led the team to a...

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Funny story: Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle

Fighting Irish Helmet Inspires Nancy Grace's Hairstyle

The truth surrounding the inspiration for Nancy Grace's long standing hairstyle was revealed this past week during an off-camera interview with "B-List Celebrity Magazine". Resembling a near perfect sphere of bleached blonde hair that encircles the...

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Funny story: Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope has Immunity Disease

Pope Benedict XVI has come down with a rare disease which affects the immune system. The symptoms are more severe than AIDS because he can never have contact with another human again.

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