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Funny story: Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

Trump’s Next Big MAGA Political Campaign Rally Will Be Held at a McDonalds

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A spokesperson for the 2020 Trump Presidential Campaign has just informed the media that Trump’s next world-famous campaign rally will be held in Moose Mouth, North Dakota. Campaign spokesperson, Peter “Pepe” Von Vixen, pointed…

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Funny story: Sears Employees Unaware of Pandemic Stay at Home Order

Sears Employees Unaware of Pandemic Stay at Home Order

(Williston, ND). Like Japanese soldiers holding out on remote islands after WWII, Sears employees in this sleepy North Dakota town were surprised to learn that their community was under a stay at home order, and has been for the past eight weeks. We...

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Funny story: The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

The C-19 Scare Is Causing People in North Dakota to Stock Up on Marshmallows

PETTIBONE, North Dakota – In the winter time, the temperatures in Pettibone can get down to 37 degrees below zero. And, when that happens, many North Dakotans have seen woodpeckers whose peckers simply fall off. Luckily, they do start to grow...

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Funny story: Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Clearing away DAPL protesters from a pipeline route across the twin Dakota states, Energy Transfer Partners oil company has indicated a resounding FO to the justice department. The company is owned by prominent world banks and has financial connec...

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Funny story: New bite-works animal to use on Pipelinestan protesters due out soon

New bite-works animal to use on Pipelinestan protesters due out soon

Last Saturday at Standing Rock on a Sioux Indian Reservation along the Cannonball and Missouri Rivers, bite-works style attack dogs were used against protesters. Security guards for the Dakota Access Pipeline Company felt obliged to utilize their...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Tells North Dakota High School Class "You Can Do It!"

Tom Cruise Tells North Dakota High School Class "You Can Do It!"

Shit City, North Dakota - Celebrity Tom Cruise likes to give back. Having given millions of dollars to homeless men and women throughout Canada and New Zealand, the actor says he now wishes to "deign to condescend to backwoods hicks" and has schedul...

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Funny story: Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

Duck Dynasty Make World's Best Moose Calls But With Warning: Mating Calls

The Duck Dynasty have now invented a new moose call that sounds exactly like a female ready to rut. "We haven't tried it but a few times" stated a worker for the family who does a lot of driving. "But it surely to goodness brings the big moose com...

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Funny story: Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

Canada To Release Over 6,000 Illegal Aliens Into North Dakota

OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota. A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal im...

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Funny story: North Dakota Issues A Directive Prohibiting French Kissing

North Dakota Issues A Directive Prohibiting French Kissing

BISMARCK, North Dakota - Due to the high incidence of people coming down with the flu, colds, and allergies, the governor's office has just issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits anyone in the state of North Dakota from engaging in French kiss...

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Funny story: North Dakota Votes To Allow Concealed Handguns At Gun Shows

North Dakota Votes To Allow Concealed Handguns At Gun Shows

BISMARCK, North Dakota - The state's senior ranking senator, Tabor H. Fishfield [D-North Dakota] has managed to push through his latest state bill. Senator Fishfield, who turned 80, on Valentine's Day, was successful in getting the bill known as T...

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Funny story: The Question That Mitt Romney Went Positively Ballistic Over

The Question That Mitt Romney Went Positively Ballistic Over

DEVIL'S LAKE, North Dakota - Mitt Romney's The Mormon Master Bus Tour pulled into Devil's Lake where Romney met with about 17 supporters at The Lips of The Dastardly Dragon Chinese Restaurant. Romney, bought egg rolls and orders of Crab Rangoon fo...

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Funny story: North Dakota Has Its Statehood Voided Due To Historic Errror- Canada Seizes It.

North Dakota Has Its Statehood Voided Due To Historic Errror- Canada Seizes It.

A recent disturbing discovery by a North Dakotan historian has revealed a disturbing fact about one of the least popular states in the union- the fact that it is not a state. John Rolczynski has discovered that the governor and the state deputies at...

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Funny story: Palin Lashes out against North Dakota Dictator Kim Jong-il

Palin Lashes out against North Dakota Dictator Kim Jong-il

Sounding more presidential than ever, Sarah Palin took time out from her reality television show and book signing engagements yesterday to speak out strongly against Generalissimo Kim Jong-il. "America cannot stand idly by while a foreign dictator...

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Funny story: Ancient Secret Revealed in North Dakota

Ancient Secret Revealed in North Dakota

Absolutely stunning, if true, a long hidden secret tracing its way back to pre-Columbian prairie cultures has finally been revealed in North Dakota, USA. How could such a phenomenon have been kept hidden for centuries? The answer seems to lie in on...

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