Bismarck's TV Channel 2 is reporting that the state legislature of North Dakota will be voting on a bill to change the name of the state. For several years now, a majority of North Dakotans have wanted to change the name of the state from North Da…
PIERRE, South Dakota - (Satire News) - In a unique move the two sister states of North and South Dakota have voted to ban the use of the explicit term for pussy (vagina). North Dakota senator Marge Overdown, 59, of Cold Balls, North Dakota, said t…
BISMARCK, North Dakota - (Satire News) - The North Dakota state senate will be voting on a bill that will permanently change the name of the extremely barren, isolated, cold state. Sally Elvira Burghum, who is the wife of the governor of North Dak…
FARGO, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate voted 77 to 23 to change the name that has been in existence for 132 years. State historian Burgess Biscuit, 63, stated that the state was originally named Upper Dakota, but it was chan…
BISMARCK, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The North Dakota Senate has decided that due to the winters getting harsher and harsher, they have decided to implement a new 2-Day work week. The Senate passed the new law by a vote of 83 for, 16 against,…
LAKE LAKOTA, North Dakota – (Satire News) – The Federal Department of Money Laundering has just issued a statement naming North Dakota as America’s number one state for drug cartel money laundering. The report states that federal investigators tra…
HOUSTON – (Satire News) – Videos of tests that have just been sent back to Earth from Mars amazingly reveal that the dirt found on the Red Planet is almost identical to the dirt found in the state of New Mexico. New Mexico's dirt according to Wiki…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A spokesperson for the 2020 Trump Presidential Campaign has just informed the media that Trump’s next world-famous campaign rally will be held in Moose Mouth, North Dakota. Campaign spokesperson, Peter “Pepe” Von Vixen, pointed…
(Williston, ND). Like Japanese soldiers holding out on remote islands after WWII, Sears employees in this sleepy North Dakota town were surprised to learn that their community was under a stay at home order, and has been for the past eight weeks. We...
PETTIBONE, North Dakota – In the winter time, the temperatures in Pettibone can get down to 37 degrees below zero. And, when that happens, many North Dakotans have seen woodpeckers whose peckers simply fall off. Luckily, they do start to grow...
Clearing away DAPL protesters from a pipeline route across the twin Dakota states, Energy Transfer Partners oil company has indicated a resounding FO to the justice department. The company is owned by prominent world banks and has financial connec...
Last Saturday at Standing Rock on a Sioux Indian Reservation along the Cannonball and Missouri Rivers, bite-works style attack dogs were used against protesters. Security guards for the Dakota Access Pipeline Company felt obliged to utilize their...
Shit City, North Dakota - Celebrity Tom Cruise likes to give back. Having given millions of dollars to homeless men and women throughout Canada and New Zealand, the actor says he now wishes to "deign to condescend to backwoods hicks" and has schedul...
The Duck Dynasty have now invented a new moose call that sounds exactly like a female ready to rut. "We haven't tried it but a few times" stated a worker for the family who does a lot of driving. "But it surely to goodness brings the big moose com...
OTTAWA, Canada - The Canadian government has informed President Obama that they are getting ready to release 6,391 illegal aliens from the United States into North Dakota. A spokesperson for the Canadian government said that some of the illegal im...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - Due to the high incidence of people coming down with the flu, colds, and allergies, the governor's office has just issued a Governor's Directive which prohibits anyone in the state of North Dakota from engaging in French kiss...
BISMARCK, North Dakota - The state's senior ranking senator, Tabor H. Fishfield [D-North Dakota] has managed to push through his latest state bill. Senator Fishfield, who turned 80, on Valentine's Day, was successful in getting the bill known as T...
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