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In a lovely, heart-warming moment for gay pride and diversity, children’s entertainer Phillip Schofield, who recently told the world that he is gay, and had been deceiving his wife about his sexuality for 27 years, admitted that, in order, to have se...
The UK government today announced that hairy one-time radio disc jockey and superstitious weirdo Noel Edmonds will present a special TV programme the day before Britain is due to leave the EU to tell the nation what kind of deal has been arranged.
Harry Maguire, football's golden boy, who signed for Melchester United in an £80million deal last week, could be involved in another 'deal' soon, after Channel 4 announced the sensational comeback of the last truly great TV gameshow, 'Deal Or No Deal...
Former children's TV presenter, Noel Edmonds, who is now thought by many to be bordering on insane as a result of his severe overexposure to audiences, is believed to have been approached to host a brand new series of the Saturday early morning child...
It's not unusual to remember people, places and events from one's childhood, but one man astonished his friends this week, by telling them that, off the top of his head, he could remember the telephone number for the 1970s Saturday morning children's...
Noel Edmonds has been described as a hopeless nacissist and financial bandit in his bid to buy up auntie Beeb at a knock down price. Bosses at the BBC have confirmed interest from Edmonds and a maverick team of misfits in pursuit of the corporatio...
Former Radio 1 DJ Dave Lee Travis, who was found not guilty earlier this month of 12 counts of indecent assault believes that fellow former DJ and long term friend Noel Edmonds went to far with his latest "Gotcha" stunt made famous during Edmond's Sa...
Star of Noel Edmonds' Saturday night show "Noel's house party", Mr Blobby, has been arrested by detectives from Operation Yewtree on suspicion of a string of offenses carried out during the 1990s. Several allegations against the bulbous pink star...
Noel Edmonds' beard, Bertie, was sensationally arrested today on suspicion of inappropriate use of Just For Men. Bertie and Edmonds were recording an edition of 'Deal or No Deal' when armed police swooped on the studios. Bertie was then taken to S...
Noel Edmonds has been arrested by London Metropolitan Police this morning, when it was revealed that Deal or No Deal is a cult. "We first figured that Edmonds was a wrong 'un," said Detective Inspector Oscar Romeo, who led the investigation, "when...
Celebrity beardy bloke, Noel Edmonds, was thanking his lucky stars this evening following a ruling that found him not guilty of misrepresentation in the presentation of his hit show, Deal or no Deal The diminutive gnome-like former breakfast jock...
Derek Acorah, the Jedi Master of Psychics is to appear alongside Mystic Meg, Joe Power, Colin Fry, Belinda Bentley and several other celebrity psychics in a special one-off edition of the tedious probabilities show, Deal or No Deal. "This is going...
Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff has pledged his support for a campaign to reopen Morecambe, the North Lancashire town and Britain's Most Decrepit Seaside Resort 2005. Morecambe, voted Britain's Most Desolate Ghost Town in 1999, has been closed si...
Astonishing news just in that James Cameron has bowed to Far Eastern pressure and will film a Chinese version of the already world famous disaster film. Interest has been huge and actors already signed up. Dannii Minogue will play the Captain,...
Noel Edmonds, star of TV game show Deal or No Deal, broke his hair when he tripped onstage. Edmonds, known for his beautifully coiffed golden perm, was in shock and had to be sedated to prevent his mullet from going into spasms. Contestants loo...
The Obama administration has indicated a new line of policy after recruiting bearded TV presenter Noel Edmonds to help deal with the belligerent North Korean state. Edmonds, who has enjoyed a successful career including hits like Multi-coloured Sw...
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