Evangelical Conspiracy Magazine - (one of the main supporters of Trump) - has made an amazing discovery in Turkey. On top of Mount Aptal - in a deserted part of Turkey - Evangelic Faithful found pieces of Noah's Ark - said Brother Bleeding Heart…
Wow! Finally, a woman will get to go to the moon and presumably walk on the lunar surface. The blast off to the moon will happen late in 2025 aboard the Artemis III mission. Given that all systems are GO to the moon with a promised walk on the lu…
Noah's Ark Park in Kentucky has an accurate, biblically correct Ark Boat, 510 ft. long and 51 ft. high. We talked to a staff member by Zoom. or as they call it in in Kentucky, God's Messenger. 'Yes, we finally decided to add Talking dinosaur…
After the news from Germany that 207 mink farms have been infected with a new strain of Coronavirus, and the concern that the virus may mutate further in other animals, it's been revealed that ALL animals, everywhere, are to be eliminated from the fa…
Rumours that MACA will be launched this fall to maintain the recently boosted share price of various tech companies, cannot be found anywhere on the internet. ‘I have nothing to do with any ‘track, trace and destroy’ software that eliminates infor…
Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, canker worms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, but no ca...
Like many who grew up in this Christian nation, I read the story of Noah's Ark in Genesis 6-9 as a kid. Then later, as an adult who could tell the difference between fairytales and reality, I read it again. Unlike parts of the Bible (like Ecclesiastes) which I've returned to more than once for their beauty and wisdom, the story of Noah's Ark is one I rarely go back to. It's a perplexing story...
ANKARA, Turkey (BS) - American explorers searching through the presumed wreckage of Noah's ark report finding large mounds of coprolites. This discovery is hailed as concrete evidence supporting the biblical account of creation. The book of Genesi...
Bible-bashing scientists are planning to build a "full-scale wooden replica" of Noah's Ark at a Kentucky theme park. Among the scheme's backers are boffins from Answers in Genesis, the people responsible for the Creation Museum, near Petersburg, i...
For hundreds of years Biblical scholars have believed that the remains of Noah's Ark were to be found somewhere in the Middle East. Most expeditions had confined their search to parts of Turkey. Now in a breaking news report coming out of the Siache...
Many are in doubt of the accuracy of the Lynn intelligence test which claims that Asians are the most intelligent people on this earth when a group of Chinese Christians held a news conference to announce they were 99.9 percent sure they had found No...
The archaeological community was buzzing this morning following the discovery of some lumps of wood here at Langley Hill, just a stone's throw away from the busy M6 motorway. Local Time Team fan, Chester Duggit, 67, a retired panel beater from Cas...
Contemplating a rising tide as recent record snow falls are soon to start melting, UK Spoofer Skoob1999 has sworn off Stella, and has devoted himself to building a life saving ARK in anticipation of the coming CATASTROPHE! Local neighborhood yobs...
Some Rock Island, North Pole - Previously rejected by its two-thousand-year-old indigenous corn grower neighbors to the south in Mexico, and even starving African countries abroad, the U.S. agriculture industry received the biggest slap in its face t...
The recent unseasonal bad weather across the UK has prompted weather experts to offer some astounding advice to the public as a way of dealing with the conditions.
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