"We will be forever grateful to Nigel Farage and that one meeting he attended while sitting on the EU's fisheries committee for eight years. If he hadn't been on our side we would have been sold down the river. He fully deserves his £75,000 pa EU pen…
The UK government has released recommendations on how British people and businesses can cope in the event of a no-deal Brexit. The documents, which were created at a cost of tens of millions of pounds, will be advertised on TV and social media. You c...
Ms. May is reported heavily engaged in rehearsals for the new opera, due to open in London October 31. At the same time, a melange of parliamentarians is re-thinking Mr. Johnson’s call for a new election. They suggest voters be offered the fol...
Harry Maguire, football's golden boy, who signed for Melchester United in an £80million deal last week, could be involved in another 'deal' soon, after Channel 4 announced the sensational comeback of the last truly great TV gameshow, 'Deal Or No Deal...
London, UK - The return of frisking truck drivers who cross the Irish border into Northern Ireland is being welcomed by UK drug squad interests which blame abolition of Stop N Search checkpoints for years of cheapskate, substandard EU weed. Under...
As the prospect of a no deal Brexit looms over the country like a leering, drunk uncle, the pound's value has once again fallen, plummeting to a new two-year low against both the dollar and the Euro. But, once again, heroic Brexiteers have informed u...
Westminister, LONDON: Theresa 'Treason' May promised, upon becoming Prime Minister of a dis-United Kingdom, to deliver on the EU Referendum, and LEAVE the European Union. Now the outgoing Prime Minister who, after three years, still hasn't satisfi...
The UK government has forked out a 33million-quid settlement to EuroTunnel over the handing out of ferry contracts in the event of a no deal Brexit. It doesn’t bode well for our negotiating teams if they’ve ended up losing a court case to a fucking t...
Breaking news just hitting us in the face like we wished that train had done last night, damn that passing woman and her wish to help those in need! EX-UKIP and current Tory bottom-feeder, George Eustice, has today resigned from government. “Who e...
Embattled poisonous harpy (and current UK Prime Minister) Theresa May has admitted she’ll “probably stay on after Brexit”. Despite the fact she’s as popular as a Klan member at a Martin Luther King Jr memorial service. May said (after a healthy be...
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