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Funny story: One of The 2020 NBA Draft’s Top Prospects is LaMelo Ball

One of The 2020 NBA Draft’s Top Prospects is LaMelo Ball

LOS ANGELES – (Sports Satire) – LaLaLand Daily has announced that one of this year’s top NBA prospects is LaMelo Ball, of the legendary Ball Basketball family, led with an iron fist by patriarch LaVar Ball. LeVar who has a reputation for being a t…

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Funny story: San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon is Being Courted For an NBA Head Coaching Job

San Antonio Spurs Assistant Coach Becky Hammon is Being Courted For an NBA Head Coaching Job

NEW ORLEANS – (Sports Satire) – According to ESPN-4, the word out of the Big Easy is that the New Orleans Pelicans are considering Spurs assistant coach Becky Harmon for the head coach job. Pelicans owner Gayle Benson, stated that she has checked…

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Funny story: The NBA Teams Will Start Dribbling on July 30

The NBA Teams Will Start Dribbling on July 30

NEW YORK CITY – The NBA season will finally be starting after a 4-month hiatus, that’s 2 years and 4 months in dog years. The Utah Jazz are scheduled to kick off the season against the New Orleans Pelicans. Utah coach Quin Snyder told Sports Be...

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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

SAN ANTONIO - Proving that sometimes the good guys do wear black, the San Antonio Spurs soundly defeated the New Orleans Pelicans at the AT&T Center. The team that wears silver and black beat the Pelicans 112-93, for their 11th victory in a ro...

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Funny story: Pelican or Pelicant: New Orleans Christens Its NBA Team

Pelican or Pelicant: New Orleans Christens Its NBA Team

You may be forgiven if you have no idea what to call a professional basketball team in New Orleans. They might be called the Mardi Gras because their name seems to mask a long winter's fast, or an overdone parade. Yes, those crazy fools down in...

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