As a former New Orleans resident I wish to inform you readers in the northernmost part of this country (and I’ll throw you Canadians reading this into this mixture too) that Mardi Gras works well for people in Louisiana who wouldn’t know what snow is…
NEW ORLEANS – (Satire News) – The New Orleans City Council, with the approval of the Chamber of Commerce, has decided to move this year’s Mardi Gras celebration to Denver, Colorado. City manager Paxton W. Studsteen stated that the reason is due to…
WEST HOLLYWOOD – Miley Cyrus, who recently came out, has called up her old lover, Justin Bieber, and told him that she feels for him due to the alleged sexual assault accusations he is facing. Cyrus told him that she has had her share of girls als…
NEW ORLEANS - Local authorities have just announced that they were tipped off about a strip club that was operating under very lax conditions. Lt. Benzell Keckle, with the NOPD, said that the club called The Booby Trap, had just recently opened, a...
NEW ORLEANS – The New Orleans Police Department has informed the citizenry that, due to the tremendous volume of C-19 calls they have been receiving lately, they will be changing their 911 number. Claude Éclair, a spokesperson for the NOPD, said t...
NEW ORLEANS - The dreaded Coronavirus scare is having an impact on everything and everyone, as evidenced by one Velvetina Winterwood, 29, of New Orleans. Velvy, as her friends, relatives, clients, and husband call her, is one of the most creativel...
New Orleans has launched a new bridge building programme not to relieve their traffic problems and certainly not to strengthen their defences against approaching hurricanes! The reason for building the bridges is an attempt to cover up the homeles...
British Aristocrat, mercurial stud, brilliantly intelligent and super athlete, Erskine Quint, has been invited to Harlingen, Texas, for a showdown with the local gun-slingers! It is a well know fact that Yanks love British eccentricity and could n...
New Orleans, L.A. - Proving you can do just about anything on your cellphone these days, Big Mama Juju, as she is known in her native New Orleans, is the very first person to get arrested in the U.S. for HEXTING. You see, Big Mama Juju has enjoyed a...
NEW ORLEANS - The Colombian Bombshell, Shakira performed at the Voodoo Arena in New Orleans and the audience went crazy. The belly dancing singer holds the record for gyrating her hips at 124 miles per hour, but she has just topped that record in...
Canton, Ohio (STT News) - News has been rife with reports of the Washington Redskins changing their franchise moniker due to negativity assumed by so many on the name. But it isn't just DC under the gun. While the league is carefully trying to kee...
NEW ORLEANS - Representatives for the Louisiana based Blue Bayou Oil Company have just informed the news media of an amazing discovery. Arden Woodbush, III, spokesperson for The BBOC said that company geologists are reporting that the oil company...
NEW ORLEANS - Sangria Wine, a reporter with TV ClickerWorld has just informed the television viewing public that Duck Dynasty has received a prestigious award. The A&E show which centers around Phil Robertson and his Monroe, Louisiana family h...
NEW ORLEANS - The Louisiana Department of Festivities has just announced that a 61-year-old high school geography teacher from Lafayette, Louisiana has just won first place in the 1st Annual Louisiana Twerking Contest. Noranelle Grainquist was the...
NASHVILLE - Country music artist Kenny Chesney has just told Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine that he has just about had his fill of all of these prairie fairy rumors. Chesney met with reporter Buck Yazoo at a Burger Belle in Nashville and stated that he's...
NEW ORLEANS - The former Queen of Cooking who has now become the nation's number one persona non grata was in the Big Easy hoping to land a job as a greeter at one of the town's Cajun food restaurants. As she was leaving the restaurant after her i...
NEW ORLEANS - Nina Dobrev, the star of the hit cable show The Vampire Diaries, flew down to New Orleans to check out some sights for an upcoming nude calendar. Dobrev told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she had been offered to a...
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