HACKENSACK, New Jersey - (Satire News) - Ever since he was a little guy growing up in Sardinia, Italy, Genzano Pianissimo dreamed of two things; the first, he wanted to go to America and become a Mafioso, and secondly, he wanted to open up a pizza pa…
Russian President Vladimir Putin threw the United States a surprising curveball this week. Just as American forces were preparing to intercept a Russian invasion of Ukraine, Putin surprised everybody by suddenly invading East Hoboken, a section of a…
TRENTON, New Jersey – (Satire News) - The New Jersey state legislature has just passed Food Photo Bill 9011-FP. The bill passed by a margin of 81 to 19. Senator Gilliano Pintalino, 61, [R- Passaic] authored the bill, which now makes it illegal fo…
NEWARK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – The ex-governor of New Jersey has just announced, before a crowd of 9,000 cheering supporters, at a Walmart parking lot, that he has decided to enter the race to be the Republican presidential candidate for 2024.
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – Ear, throat, and mouth specialists had talked to 27-year-old Patsy Pillapalini about fixing her extremely unusual mouth defect. Patsy, an unemployed dental hygienist, was born with what doctors refer to as…
HACKENSACK, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors disclosed that a woman, who is employed as a Burger Bandit drive-thru window order-taker, has divulged that she was born with two vaginas. Cleo Yorkowitz, 27, told iRumor's Ling-Chow Rangoon that sh…
NEWARK, New Jersey – (Spoof News) - Officials with the New Jersey Miss America Beauty Pageant have just announced that the 1957 winner, Daniella Quistowitz, has been disqualified. Pageant spokesperson Kitty Muskogee apologized to the contestants w…
Due to some verbal confusion, 18-year-old Marshall Finkelstein of Hackensack, New Jersey, who had always dreamed of becoming an accountant so that, like his dad, he could help people with their taxes, wound up applying - and being accepted - to taxid...
Governor Murphy announced he will be signing the Bill passed last week by the Democratic lawmakers in New Jersey to ban swimming at all beaches on the Jersey Shore this year. House Bill 1916 was passed through both Houses last Thursday. Spe...
Trenton, NJ (Fox News): The New Jersey legislature has sent back to committee a bill that provides the opportunity for ugly hookers to apply for state jobless benefits. The bill, H6901, added "Ugly Hooker" to the list of occupations eligible to a...
Trenton, NJ - Just when NJ Governor Chris Christie finally found his calling as an Uber driver, Uber has decided to terminate all of his Uber rights, immediately, pending investigation that he caused a traffic jam at the George Washington Bridge.
Trenton, NJ - After the great "purge" of NJ Governor Chris Christie and his cronies from Donald Trump's presidential transition team, Christie has started his new career as an Uber driver. Originally Christie hoped for the vice presidential nod, a...
NEW JERSEY-After receiving the call of a deeply disturbed woman claiming there were "a group of Muslims" outside her house, the Atlantic City police arrested all five of the perpetrators, stating they "looked like Ahmad Khan Rahami," a suspect in the...
A unique bear in New Jersey (people call him "Pedals") has made headlines doing something that humans do all the time: walking upright. Having two maimed front legs, the bear walks on his back legs, appearing to be, well, almost human. Some people pity him and think he should be captured and sent to a wildlife sanctuary. Others advise a "no interference" policy. The bear claims that his name is...
Chris Christie A Faded New Jersey Republican Star attempts to shine brighter by switching his focus. He is now campaigning for The 2016 Democratic Presidential Nomination. Christie's staff released a statement earlier today " With Hilary being th...
The state of New Jersey has been in a declining economic situation for some time. The gaming industry has fallen on hard times, jobs are still moving overseas, and the effects of storm Sandy are still being felt. Budget cuts are a large factor in...
This week, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced that he will seek the Republican nomination for president presidentie in the 2016 election. Christie told a group of supporters in his hometown of Livingston, New Jersey, that he feels he has...
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