FOXBOROUGH, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) - Word coming out of PatsLand is that their former super quarterback Tom Brady has expressed an interest in buying the legendary NFL football team. Brady, who played for the Patriots for 20 seasons said…
The Primatology World is abuzz this morning over a video that captured New England Patriots Head Coach Bill Belichick take hold of the wrist of Quarterback Mac Jones and lead him away at the conclusion of the football game last Sunday. The video, sho…
GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Many sports pundits had predicted that NFL quarterback, Cam Newton was bound to get cut by the Patriots. The rumors around the locker room were that the Pats powers-that-be and Coach Bilichick, were just…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced at the latest press conference, that the president has decided to issue a PEO (Presidential Executive Order) which will pardon three professional sports teams. Jen…
Back in 1976, Debbie Clark Belichick made the team! Coach Bill’s home team that is! She won the job of starting 1st mate, and she managed to keep it for almost 30 years. But that’s not her sole claim to fame. Debbie is a great success in her own righ…
Mark Pettiglio is a good natured, easy-going guy – most of the time that is. His disposition soured after watching Cam Newton play quarterback for his favorite team last season. Mark wasn’t impressed. “He was missing on passes behind the line of…
After years of therapy, Jermaine “Wiggy” Wiggins has made a major breakthrough. On the Greg Hill morning radio show this morning, Wiggy announced he’s just gone through a life altering change, realizing his fixation for certain NFL players stem fr…
He has six Super Bowl rings and 14 Pro Bowl appearances. And he’s a shoo-in for the Pro Football Hall of Fame. But don’t expect Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback and New England Patriots legend Tom Brady to hang up his bulky knee brace anytime…
FOXBORO, Massachusetts - (Sports Satire) – Many sports publications are reporting that the once-proud New England Patriots have crumbed, and their dynasty is no more. The Boston Addresser Chronicle, reports that the downward spiral started when t…
LLAMAVILLE, Peru – (Sports Satire) – Little Fabiola Pampana is only seven years old, but she has what is believed to be the largest collection of Tom Brady football trading cards in the world, numbering over 9,000. Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Ball…
GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – A very somber Coach Bill Belichick told sports reporters that the Coronavirus has really had a heavy impact on his team. He noted that Cam Newton, Stephon Gilmore, and several other players, as well as s…
GILLETTE, Massachusetts – (Sports Satire) – Reports filtering out of the Patriots camp say that Cam Newton will be placed on the injured reserve list. The flamboyant quarterback is reportedly suffering from what is described as a form of the Carib…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The Boston Evening Moon newspaper is reporting that Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots, has received an offer from Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to purchase the team. Kraft recently told Sports Illustrated magaz…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) – The district attorney of Boston has just made New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft one very happy man. The Pats owner was told that the charges stemming from his visit to the Asian House of Hornyism, and allegedly com…
TAMPA BAY – (Sports Satire) – Future Hall of Famer Tom Brady has never been one to take criticism lightly. Some years ago, he got upset with Patriots Coach Bill Belichick, when the coach told him that he needed to stop cussing at his teammates in…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Two NFL teams who have been caught cheating the most are the New Orleans Saints and the New England Patriots. And now reports out of NFL headquarters say that the Patriots are at it again. Sporting Chance Magazine rep…
BOSTON – (Sports Satire) - Dwayne Johnson recently met with the owner of the New England Patriots, Robert Kraft, and the two talked about wrestling, movie-making, and the 79-year-old Kraft’s penchant for much younger women; women who many refer to as…
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