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Funny story: Nicolle Wallace Says She is Afraid That President Trump is Heading for a Nervous Breakdown

Nicolle Wallace Says She is Afraid That President Trump is Heading for a Nervous Breakdown

NEW YORK CITY - Nicolle Wallace served as communications director under President George W. Bush. The former staunch Republican woman says that she has had her fill of DJT, who she opines is 73 going on 3. Wallace, said that she is afraid that...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell's Breakdown Fears

Simon Cowell's Breakdown Fears

Simon Cowell has said that he will now take six weeks off a year to stop him from having another breakdown. The music mogul who owns property in the UK, the USA, France and half the moon is reported to have been under tremendous pressure from his wor...

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Funny story: Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

Harfold man puts gas prices into perspective, albeit not in a socially acceptable way

HARFOLD, Vt. - Harfold resident Stan Finley, 49, came out the Harfold Gas & Supplies in a much different state than when he went in. He entered, just as he had any other work day, ready to run the cash register. He came out, however, with the hel...

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Funny story: Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

Neil Lennon Photos "Too Gruesome to Publish"

The Scottish Premier League has defended its decision not to publish any photos of Celtic manager Neil Lennon's reactions to his side's shock 3-2 defeat at Inverness Caledonian Thistle on Wednesday night. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster gave the re...

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Funny story: Noel Gallagher has nervous breakdown after watching Hamlet

Noel Gallagher has nervous breakdown after watching Hamlet

Oasis star Noel Gallagher is receiving treatment in hospital for a nervous breakdown after watching a performance of Hamlet at London's Wyndham theatre. Doctors say Gallagher couldn't understand much of what was going on in the play, and he found...

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Funny story: President Bush Suffers Nervous Breakdown

President Bush Suffers Nervous Breakdown

President Bush was rushed to Walter Reeed Hospital, having collapsed after giving a letter to a CNN reporter during a press conference. The letter states the following: "My Fellow Americans, I've come to realize I might be the worst President in the history of the United States. Yes, I had so much power and I've squandered it. I've wasted your hard earned tax dollars on a war to nowhere.

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Funny story: Letterman Snaps

Letterman Snaps

Clutching agitatedly at the rapidly thinning tuft of hair on the front of his head, David Letterman pronounced in the middle of last night's show, "I can't take it any more!"...

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