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Funny story: Wyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine

Wyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine

CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…

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Funny story: Donald "3-Chins" Trump Is Being Sued By The Navaho Nation

Donald "3-Chins" Trump Is Being Sued By The Navaho Nation

YUMA, Arizona - (Satire News) - Donald "Old Elephant Butt" Trump, who political scholars from the four corners of the world have called the biggest, fattest, most extensive liar in the history of lying, has just been hit with a $6.6 billion lawsuit.

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Funny story: Trump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation

Trump Attends a Braves – Astros World Series Game and Insults The Entire Native-American Nation

ATLANTA – (Sports Satire) – The most hated person in America, Donald Jonathan Trump, did not help himself when he was spotted at the Atlanta Braves – Houston Astros World Series Game, acting like a total and complete asshole. Trump, who stood out…

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Cheering Glitch

In a mix-up of gargantuan proportions, the Washington Redskins overwhelmed their rivals, the Dallas Cowboys, consigning them to yet another embarrassing loss, but there was controversy all the way through the contest, with the Dallas cheerleading tea…

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Funny story: Barack Obama To Promote "How!" As A Greeting

Barack Obama To Promote "How!" As A Greeting

In what's been called 'an olive branch to Native Americans' whose ancestors were slaughtered by the influx of European pioneers looking for new lives on the continent in the 1800s, ex-President Barack Obama is to promote the Indian "How!" greeting us…

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Funny story: Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

Native American Indian With Dynamite Arrested At Mount Rushmore

It's been announced in the last few minutes, that police in the Black Hills have apprehended and arrested a man carrying a quantity of dynamite in the area of Mount Rushmore. The man was said by witnesses to be a Native American indian, and looked…

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Funny story: Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Frustrated at protests by Native Americans of various oil pipelines set to be built across Native lands and precious water sources, United States President Donald Trump tweeted that discontented Native Americans "should go back to the totally broken...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

Trump Announces Plan To Deport Native Americans

President Trump had a serious case of the sniffles this morning as he spoke to reporters this morning in an impromptu press conference. The president was still in his pajamas, and had apparently just had cereal, because he appeared to have a milk...

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Funny story: Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully

Rocky the Flying Squirrel hammers away at Dr. Jackass and Mr. Hide unmercifully

The progressive and liberal news game has become almost as bad as reality show TV. Yes, it is one long tirade after another and the worst thing about this moshpit are the sock puppet trolls who lambaste everyone who takes the day off a real job to wr...

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Funny story: Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Washington, DC. At the White House, President Trump honored Navajo Code Talkers in a ceremony that even his staff admitted "was slapped together in ten minutes once we found out the old Indian dudes were in town," according to an anonymous, very seni...

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Funny story: Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

Why I Loved The Chief's Daughter But Hated His Hatchet Head

BILLINGSGATE POST: Many moons ago, while living on the Rosebud Indian Reservation in South Dakota, I was told by an old Indian chief to, "never judge a man until you have walked in his moccasins for two moons. I offered him some pemmican that I h...

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Funny story: Bundy Found Innocent While Standing Rock Protestors Attacked

Bundy Found Innocent While Standing Rock Protestors Attacked

On the same day seven defendants celebrated their acquittal in the armed takeover of a federal wildlife refuge in Oregon, law enforcement officers dressed in riot gear and firing bean bag rounds arrested nearly 150 oil pipeline protesters camped out...

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Funny story: American Military Creates Second Earth

American Military Creates Second Earth

The US Army are building a second version of Earth on computer to help it prepare for conflicts around the world. The detailed simulation will be drawn from a real-world terrain database and will be drawn to the same scale as the original. The softwa...

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Funny story: Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

Redskins Change Name To Cowboys, Hope To Become "Native America's Team"

SNYDER'S LAST STAND, LANDOVER, MARYLAND -- Responding to continuing criticism of racial insensitivity, Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder has announced the franchise has changed its nickname to the Cowboys. "There, happy now! The best thing i...

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Funny story: Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Double-or-nothing Bet On Instant Replay Leads to State's Largest Reported Gambling Loss

Indian Head, OK - A man from Texas lost $424,000 last month after he placed a double-or-nothing bet on the instant replay of a March Madness college basketball game. The man was down $212,000 dollars when he placed the bet. It is the largest gamblin...

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Funny story: San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

San Joaquin Valley Bread Basket Status Reduced to Dried Crust

A renowned agricultural scientist from Davis University issued a sobering warning to the world today. Crop scientist, Dr. Buford Bunnelkins, an expert on pretty much everything to do with growing stuff in California, says the "Bread Basket of t...

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Funny story: Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Pennsylvania Town, High As Kites Still Think It's 2013, Will Use Big Mushroom, Wild Party To Ring In 2014

Evanstown, a town near Philadelphia that's famous for it's fungus will ring in the year, 2014 with a huge mushroom! No, it's not real but it weighs 3000 pounds and will be lowered by a crane and 978 local citizens. "I got a bad back and a hernia b...

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