WASHINGTON, DC - Tired of endless titillation leading to little or no payoff, Congressional representatives all but declared war on Hollywood this week with Bill HR-26969, a sweeping measure which would require popular HUNGER GAMES actress Jennif...
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...
Titusville FL: The planning committee for Titusville's participation in International Breast Appreciation Day has run into some rocky mounds in getting ready for September 20, 2010. The boobs on the committee wanted to extend National Penis Day,...
Originally sponsored by the National Institute of Plastic Surgeons based in Hollywood, California, several other international organizations and manufacturers have cupped their hands in support for International Breast Appreciation Day this coming Mo...
Dolly Parton will once again serve as the Celebrity Spokeswoman for International Breast Appreciation Day on September 20th. Dolly was hired as a last minute fill-in for the role (she announced her retirement last year) after new Spokeswoman Taylor...
As a newly minted Monsignor, I have had the duty of looking back over my lifetime and making recompense for my sins (such as they were). I have remembered the high points in my life as well as the low points; there were many in each category. Today, I wish to make known to my parishioners as well as to the reading pubic, the best points I've ever seen, and those I haven't seen, but am certain...
Here in the UK, we've entered into the spirit of National Breast Appreciation Day along with the best of them, despite the fact that our notoriously inclement weather means that there is hardly likely to be a plethora of ladies showing off their asse...
Monday Night Football on September 28th will be the concluding event in the day long celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. To conclude the huge festivities, the NFL has announced that the Dallas Cowboy and Carolina Panther Cheerleaders wi...
The organisers of National Breast Appreciation Day have been slammed by their British counterparts for declaring the September 28th day of recognition on a Monday. "It's a Monday for God's sake!" British postal worker Johnny Letters told us. "Not...
Eleanor Gobbard, the lesbian jazz trumpet teacher jailed this week for seducing a pupil gave National Breast Appreciation Day a big thumbs up from the confines of her prison cell. "Breasts are wonderful," the jazz trumpet teacher told us. "And loo...
Muddy Gap, Wy. -The Grand Teton at 13,770 feet tall, is the highest mountain within Grand Teton National Park, and the second highest in the state of Wyoming. Now, in an effort to both modernize a national park system which is suffering from declinin...
Television networks around the world will change their names for twenty-four hours in celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. For example, in the United States, TBS will become The Boob Station and in The United Kingdom, the BBC will become...
The National Breast Appreciation Day may have sparked the world economy to the point that it will lead to a world recovery from the recession says new poll. According to the poll in the Washington Post, the purchasing and installing of breast impl...
SOUTHBEND, IN (ABSNN) - The United States Society of Women with Small Hooters told reporters in this Midwest city Monday that they "fear being overlooked on Breast Appreciation Day." Ivegotta Smallset, Chairperson of the USSWSH, told ABSNN, "We ce...
Washington, D.C.-Vice President Joe Biden will commemorate National Breast Appreciation Day by presiding over the opening of several new Honkers Restaurants, during a whirlwind 24 hour cross-country trip on September 28th. The trip will begin in W...
TAOS, New Mexico - In response to the upcoming National Breast Appreciation Day festivities, Julia Roberts has announced an alternative celebration at her 112-acre spread in Taos, New Mexico. "I want to make sure all women are fairly represented t...
The Vagina Monologues, the long running Broadway play, will be renamed for September 28th in honor of the celebration of National Breast Appreciation Day. Production assistant Lisa Naugahyde said that "we feel that, just like our performances enligh...
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