ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The man with at least 172 nicknames; including "Cheeto Face," recently told his ex-girlfriend Maria Bartiromo, that he has made a $1 billion bet with Nancy Pelosi. The "Tweet Creep" told "La Barti" that he is so…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…
Is it another example of a man thing, or is it a control thing? Because Nancy Pelosi, mother of 5 and grandmother of 7, favors women's abortion rights, she was denied communion by the Archbishop of San Francisco. The same Archbishop, however, is o…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - President Biden has always liked Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi for many reasons. Two of the reasons he noted were because she can speak 9 languages (8 fluently) and she knows the names of every horse that has…
Truly great politicians have a knack for overcoming adversity and rising to new heights. Just think of the resilience that men such as Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill demonstrated in bouncing back from misfortune to lead their countries throug…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News has just broken the congressional story of the month. Miss Fiddle, no relation to the Florida Fiddles, heard from an inside source, one of the sexier female pages, that the me…
Nancy Pelosi wasn’t talking about Santa Claus when she accused White House staffers of, “Kissing his big fat butt.” Oh no! She was addressing the big fat butt of Donald Trump. She went on to say, in Bob Woodward’s new book, Peril, “You know he’s…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Nancy Pelosi has come up with one of the best descriptions for the skank of all skanks Marjorie Taylor Greene. Pelosi, who hates MTG even more than Eric Trump hates having an extremely low IQ (24), referred to the ‘dishwater blo…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has just confirmed that the former “Golfer-in-Chief’s” Kool-Aid company has indeed filed for bankruptcy. Oslo D. Troyjoy, a spokesperson for Bankruptcies of America, said that the Donald T…
PORT-au-PRINCE, Haiti – (Satire News) – Kimmy Guilfoyle and her Trump boyfriend, Donnie Jr., were vacationing down on Port-au-Prince's' La Isla De Las Papayas Beach, when she was asked by a reporter with Hollywood Innuendo about her ovaries issue.
WATERLOO, Iowa – (Satire News) – The American Boys Scouts Organization has asked that alleged predator Matt Gaetz immediately return all of his merit badges he received when he was a Boy Scout. Records show that Gaetz the Geek, as Nancy Pelosi ref…
California Congressman and minority leader of the House of Representatives Kevin McCarthy is still selling baloney from the good old days of working at his deli. While the keynote speaker at a Tennessee Statesman’s dinner, he predicted that when…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Larry, Moe and Curly they ain’t. Although at times their slapstick behavior could easily qualify them to take on the mantle of The Three Stooges. With her sunken eyes and penchant for premium ice cream, Nancy Poozleosi most clos…
Kevin McCarthy may no longer be working at his wife’s old Deli, but he’s still selling baloney. Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi nixed two Republican Minority Leader McCarthy’s picks for the January 6, Committee. Then like behind the deli counter…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The FBI has just informed the former one-term president that he has been officially prohibited from further peddling his ridiculously unsubstantiated, conspiracy theories. And of course the “Man Baby,” reacted…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – In the what-the-hell-will-they-think-of-next-category, the three above mentioned trouble-makers are asking that the House of Representatives and the Senate vote to kick California out of the United States. BuzzFu…
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) – Like they say, when one horse stable door closes, another one opens. The legendary horse trainer Bob Baffert, who was suspended from racing for two years, has just signed with the Bravisimo Network to star…
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