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Funny story: Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

Nancy Poozleosi Named Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of Year By Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: It has a nice ring to it: “Lying Dog-Faced Pony Soldier Of The Year”. For Nancy Poozleosi, this award has ended a frustrating period in her life. She had been flying under the radar for months, not saying much since her churlish…

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Funny story: President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

President Trump Tweets From The White House Bunker (#1)

A COLLECTION OF BUNKER TWEETS FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP 1. First off, do not believe what that Pelosi woman is saying. I am not losing my hair, nor my mind. 2. Once again, let me be perfectly clear. I do not know, nor I have ever known Jeff Sessions…

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Funny story: The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

The Red Lives Matter Group Wants George Washington Removed From Mount Rushmore and Replaced With Chief Geronimo

CUSTER, South Dakota – The news media is reporting that Jonathan Penna, also known as Chief Cow Lick, has stated that he and his group, known as Red Lives Matter, want George Washington to be taken off Mount Rushmore. They state that it is only fa…

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Funny story: President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

President Trump Addresses The Rumor That He Is Going To Double The Taxes of All Black Lives Matter Members

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The President says that the reports that appeared in the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper about him doubling the taxes of members of the Black Lives Matter organization, are simply not true. “Lies, put out by Nancy Pelosi, Robert De…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Suggests That The Coronavirus (C-19) Be Renamed The (C-45) in Honor of President Trump

Nancy Pelosi Suggests That The Coronavirus (C-19) Be Renamed The (C-45) in Honor of President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has stated tongue-in-cheek that, since Trump is so quick to give himself credit for any little rinky dink thing he does, he should own up to the dreaded Coronavirus pandemic. The woman, who ke…

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Funny story: Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

Don Lemon Says Donald Trump Was Born in Jamaica and He Needs To Be Sent Back

NEW YORK CITY - CNN’s Don Lemon, who hates Donald Trump more than wrestlers hate body odor, recently learned that DJT was born in Jamaica. When Lemon heard that, he quickly said that Nancy Pelosi should see about getting his golfing butt deported...

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Funny story: Trump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993

Trump Angrily Denies That He Hit on Nancy Pelosi in 1993

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president was talking at his press conference about what a fantastically fantastic (his words) job he is doing in semi-dealing with the Coronavirus. One of the media reporters asked him about Nancy Pelosi alleging that he h...

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Funny story: 140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

140 Trillion Dollar Stimulus Package

$140 trillion is not a misprint. It is 9am, and you heard it here first. Here’s how it occurred. At a hastily-convened 6am meeting, President Trump told his cabinet that he “realized” when he was twittering at 3am, that, for $10 trillion, we could...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Reveals That Donald Trump Hit on Her in 1993

Nancy Pelosi Reveals That Donald Trump Hit on Her in 1993

WASHINGTON, D.C. – There is something that only a few individuals who know Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi are aware of. Pelosi revealed to CNN’s Don Lemon that Donald Trump hit on her back in September of 1993. The 80-year-old Pelosi, with...

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Funny story: The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

The Trumps Talk About Killing Elephants, Pedophilia, and Crazy Nancy

President Trump and his two boys had a very rare meeting to discuss politics last Tuesday. The offspring had an alcoholic drink, and the President, a teetotaler, ordered some fried chicken. Trump earlier had a dinner of two Big Macs, fried chicken...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

The Reason Why Tens of Millions of American’s Want Trump To Keep on Taking Hydroxychloroquine and For Pence to Keep Going Maskless

NEW YORK CITY – Many US newspapers, as well as news agencies, are perfectly fine with President Donald Trump and Vice-President Pence continuing to go maskless, and for Trumpski to keep on popping those Hydroxychloroquine pills. The Pocatello Gazi...

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Funny story: The Trump-Pelosi Feud Has Started and It’s a Nasty One

The Trump-Pelosi Feud Has Started and It’s a Nasty One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Like two gladiators, one male, one female, Trump and Pelosi love to get it on (battle wise). And Miss Nancy poked POTUS right smack dab in his GOP pee-pee region, saying that he is morbidly obese and he'll never lose weight inge...

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Funny story: Trump Says: Get Me Out Of Here

Trump Says: Get Me Out Of Here

Trying in every which way, Donald J. Trump, really, (as Sally Field might say) wants to get out of the White House. The job is too hard. The presidency, being head of state, all that Hail To The Chief music, the Secret Service, morning briefings, wea...

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Funny story: The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

The California Senate Votes to Keep Donald Trump’s Name off the State’s Presidential Ballot in November

SACRAMENTO - In a move that many are calling gutsy, the California state senate has voted to keep President Trump's name off the November ballot. The vote passed by an overwhelming margin of 197 to 3. State senator, Enrique Mintinlooper, told rep...

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Funny story: Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One

Dog With Two Assholes Rips Biden A New One

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden invited Pocahontas and Kamala (Breath) Harris to meet with him at Democrat Election Headquarters so that he might interview them, side-by-side, for the job of Vice-President. As usual, he had his adopted rescue dog, Majo...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Has Been Overheard Saying “I Am Honored To Be Your New President”

Nancy Pelosi Has Been Overheard Saying “I Am Honored To Be Your New President”

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Washington Globe-Express is reporting that an unnamed member of Nancy Pelosi’s staff has overheard her mumbling to herself, “I am honored to be your new president.” The staff member said that she, personally, has heard Miss...

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Funny story: Donald Trump – The Pied Piper of The Potomac (6 Tweets)

Donald Trump – The Pied Piper of The Potomac (6 Tweets)

* If I had to pick someone to blame this Chinese Flu on it would have to be Genghis Khan/ He was 91% Chinese. I read once in grade school that he was one of the very first people to suffer from bacteria. * I want my base and my baseless to know th...

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