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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire

Nancy Pelosi Explains Why She Will Never Retire

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Speaker of the House Nancy Patricia Pelosi recently sat down with BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx at a local Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant. The two talked about girl things, such as hair, make-up, the Hall…

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Funny story: Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Pelosi Assumed Presidency While Biden, Harris Gone

Nancy Pelosi assumed the presidency as next in succession while President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris were absent in foreign countries earlier this week. Her "term" as president was not reported until today. Among other actions, she…

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Funny story: Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

Tests Show Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy Has No Spine

WASHINGTON, D.C. – iRumors is reporting that Kevin McCarthy, who has single-handedly become the designated Trump ass-kisser recently had some X-rays taken, and they showed that he has no backbone. Nancy Pelosi reportedly said, that she could have…

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Funny story: The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

The Arizona Vote Recount is Finally Finished – And Trump Is Reportedly Madder Than An Egg-Laying Hen With No Ovaries

PHOENIX – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News is reporting that after nearly 6 weeks of vote recounting in Arizona’s Maricopa County, the results show that out of the 2,193,702 votes cast in the county, there was not one single discrepancy found; NOT ONE!…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Brand New Designer Perfume Has Been Banned In 47 States

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Brand New Designer Perfume Has Been Banned In 47 States

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that Marjorie Taylor Greene is angrier than a rooster with erectile dysfunction. It seems that the "Greene Fiene," as Ricky Gervais has tagged her, is upset that her brand new designer…

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Funny story: Trump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On

Trump Claims Nancy Poozleosi Could Eat Ice Cream With Her Mask On

BILLINGSGATE POST: Never one to engage in hyperbole, Donald Trump, in assessing the sharp tongue of House Speaker, Nancy Poozleosi, said that she could eat ice cream with her mask on. Noting Nancy’s affinity for expensively rich ice cream that occ…

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Funny story: Florida Is Sued By California Over Its "No More Masks" Ruling

Florida Is Sued By California Over Its "No More Masks" Ruling

TALLAHASSEE – (Satire News) – In an explosive decision, the governor of the Plywood State has just announced that, effective immediately, citizens of Florida will no longer have to wear medical masks, practice self-distancing, avoid public beaches, o…

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Funny story: China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

China's anal swab for covid declared “act of war” by Pelosi congress

President Biden is reported considering battle group activity in Chinese waters, or bombing a few cities to respond to the latest international crisis. Analysts suggest the “anal swab imbroglio” has reached unreasonable levels at this time. The…

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Funny story: Pelosi adds strip search now required of all Reps entering House Chambers

Pelosi adds strip search now required of all Reps entering House Chambers

Capitol police are not sure they have the personnel to carry out Ms. Pelosi's new orders, especially for bathroom breaks from the House floor. The issue rises from a purported metal detector violation by two Republican House members, Reps. Louie G…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested

Nancy Pelosi and The Democrats Want The Bat-Shit Crazy Marjorie Taylor Greene to Be Arrested

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is an old Bulgarian carpenter saying that says, when one door closes, another one opens. Well, in today’s world, one could say, when one lying, evil, racist leaves, another one arrives. According to Nanc…

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Funny story: GOP making whoopee !!

GOP making whoopee !!

Though impeachment proceedings loom, the outcome is already known, and Republicans are planning quite a show. No point spending money on external shysters when events warrant a jubilant internal shindig on the part of the GOP. They're sure not gonna…

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Funny story: Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Kim Jong-un Says He and Donald Trump Have Broken Up

Pyongyang, North Korea – Rice Paddy News has confirmed that public citizen Donald Trump and the second most powerful leader in the world, Kim Jong-un, are no longer a couple. The North Korean leader said that he gave Trump his engagement ring back…

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Funny story: Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Biden's Butler Shiv Aalok Discovers Note Trump Left for Biden in Oval Office

Shiv Aalok, yes the former uber driver who found Trump's tax return in the back of his car and also solved the mystery behind "Q", has been hired by President Biden to be his chief butler. Aalok reports he was detoxifying the Oval Office with cloro…

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Funny story: Hillary and Pelosi claim Putin behind attack on capitol plus laptop and boot on desk

Hillary and Pelosi claim Putin behind attack on capitol plus laptop and boot on desk

Yesterday, on Ms. Clinton's podcast, “You and Me Both,” Hillary and Nancy Pelosi fastidiously sought to avoid being called “daft” for their views. Was it not clear, they suggested, that once again Mr. Putin had interfered in American politics? Who…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Denies She Defecated Into Bucket Then Poured Diarrhea Over Head Of Homeless Veteran - But CCTV Tells Different Story

Nancy Pelosi Denies She Defecated Into Bucket Then Poured Diarrhea Over Head Of Homeless Veteran - But CCTV Tells Different Story

A Homeless Gulf War Veteran's life was forever changed when a woman, who many believe was House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, though she is denying the allegations, dumped a teeming bucket of runny feces over his head outside a DC restaurant on Friday night…

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

Nancy Pelosi Discovered Masturbating In Capitol Building Horror

A male intern administrative assistant working in the Capitol Building in Washington DC has walked in on his boss, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, masturbating in her office, according to unverified rumors circulating online. Marvin Shawshank says hi…

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Funny story: The Disney Channel To Start Airing Commercials For R-Rated Adult-Themed Websites

The Disney Channel To Start Airing Commercials For R-Rated Adult-Themed Websites

ANAHEIM, California – (Satire News) – The board of directors of The Disney Channel have informed the public that, due to their extreme financial loses, which they totally blame on President Trump, aka the Anarchist-in-Chief, they are having to make s…

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