How does a man in his eighties hide the fact from his famous wife and the entire country that he likes other men, and has a younger lover? What happens when two gay men having fun in a house when no one’s home get into a fight? What if the old…
After fifteen rounds, Kevin McCarthy was elected House Speaker. And he couldn’t be more elated. “McCarthyism is back,” he yelled to Republican supporters in the House. “In deference to the late Barbara Walters, let’s face it, she’d say I’m House W…
After 73 failed balloting attempts to elect a new Speaker of the House, the Republican Congressional "Freedom Caucus" gave its 20 votes to Nancy Pelosi, sending her to an unexpected new term as Speaker. A spokesman for the Freedom Caucus, who aske…
What will Nancy Pelosi do now that she’s retired? Spend time with her kids and grandkids? Of course. Maybe do a little shopping, go on a cruise, travel to destinations far and wide without needing to answer any political questions from every ponce…
To begin with, Nancy Pelosi is the same age as the Golden Gate Bridge, and no one plans to retire the Golden Gate Bridge. But, like the Bridge, Pelosi is solid. Just because Donald Trump can't stand any woman pointing her finger at him and telling hi…
Super reporter Basil Blathering recounts his experience of the ordeal. "I was near the scene while it happened. I was visiting my cousin Reginald Blathering, a top interior decorator in San Francisco - (he likes Leather, in furniture.). I Miss…
As reported by our Beijing China news correspondent , the Chinese are very angry with Pelosi because she came to Taiwan. This has resulted in a display of fireworks. Our Washington DC news correspondent, Harry Leegs, reports that AOC is very wor…
Gee wheeze! Cool it, China. War is no way to promote tourism. So Pelosi visited a neighbor across the bay, gave a speech, received a ribbon or sash, and took off for her next stop. She didn't land in Taiwan, armed with an AR-17 rifle, taking a fe…
Beige-ing, China - On Friday, China got extra super pissy about Nancy Pelosi giving them the giant foam finger by visiting Taiwan, and they decided to take direct action against ole Nancy. Firstly, they sanctioned her and her entire family, even…
(Editorial) - Nancy Pelosi is America's Top Female politician, and she is not going to let the Bloody Communist Chinese Regime tell her what to do - or not to do. In Taiwan, the Taiwanese played 'These Boots are made for Walking' as her Ceremoni…
Nancy Pelosi landed safely in Taiwan (maybe I shouldn’t write this too soon) and is feeling empowered. After her usual hellos to everybody from the Taiwan government (who were all shitting bricks, I believe is the Taiwanese expression), she starte…
The same lady who pointed her finger and drilled down at Trump saying, “All your roads lead to Putin,” has landed in Taiwan, despite China’s threat that China would shoot down Pelosi's plane. Some fortune cookie! China is not presenting a very…
Nancy Pelosi, on congressional business, visited Japan, the Philippines and South Korea. In the Philippines she saw Imelda Marco's new shoe collection - now that Imelda's son is President - and the money is rolling in again. While in South Korea…
Nancy Pelosi hopped on the redeye to Taiwan, and this has made China very upset. Who knew the Great Worker’s Fascist Paradise could be taken down by a gal named Nancy?! Will Pelosi topple the regime when she steps off the heavily-protected plan…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Josh Hawley has just been named The Biggest Pussy in Washington D.C. Vice President Kamala Harris said that the junior limp-wristed senator from Missouri appears to have some of "Cheeto Face" Trump's wimpish DNA…
ATLANTA, Georgia - (Satire News) - The man with at least 172 nicknames; including "Cheeto Face," recently told his ex-girlfriend Maria Bartiromo, that he has made a $1 billion bet with Nancy Pelosi. The "Tweet Creep" told "La Barti" that he is so…
DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump was in Duck Dung, to visit a skin specialist about possibly getting something done about his bright orange skin, which Melania has commented "ease gettings mores and mush mores orange…
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