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Funny story: Purple Haze Covers Town

Purple Haze Covers Town

Residents in a mid-western town awoke to an unfamiliar tinge to their surroundings yesterday morning, when they found that the whole of the sky from horizon to horizon, from north to south, and from east to west, had been enveloped in what's been des...

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Funny story: Hull Fair Ghost Train Is Haunted

Hull Fair Ghost Train Is Haunted

A major attraction at the site of the largest travelling funfair in Europe is under the watchful eyes of ghostwatchers today, after an unexplained occurrence at Hull Fair. Hull Fair first appeared in the city in 1278, and then annually from 1293.

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Funny story: Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Two separate piles of ash found behind White House gym, later revealed to be the remains of Trump and Biden

Washington, D.C. - The spat between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden has dominated news cycles in recent days. However, the threats of physical violence they made against each other pale in comparison to what may go down as the mos...

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Funny story: Bizarre Bjork Songs Confess Tour Killing Spree

Bizarre Bjork Songs Confess Tour Killing Spree

Reykjavk, Iceland - Authorities at the very small and very cold police station in the Icelandic Capitol are hesitant to drive their ice-mobiles up to the ice castle on the mountain ledge overlooking town, to arrest the queen of the village, avant-gar...

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Funny story: Charles Manson wannabes express concern over there being no good music anymore

Charles Manson wannabes express concern over there being no good music anymore

LOS ANGELES, U.S. - At the annual meeting of psychopaths who think that songs are telling them to murder people concern was expressed over the lack of good music anymore. "It's a big problem" Charles Manson wannabe Jeff Smith explained. "Back in t...

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Funny story: Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

Remains of 74 Year Old Nun Found In Woods

The mysterious disappearance of Mother Helen Graham four years ago have been solved. She was last seen alive on a nature trail in the Angeles National Forest when she strolled away to look at a cactus flower. Her friend Sister Ellen Turner said, "she...

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Funny story: The case of Peter Piper's missing peck of pickled peppers

The case of Peter Piper's missing peck of pickled peppers

My name is Joey Diamond and I'm a private investigator. Yesterday, I was sitting in my office, basicly twittling my thumbs, when two strange looking dudes walked in and introduced themselves. "I'm Wee Willie Winkie. I run through the town. Upstairs and downstairs in my nightgown. Rapping at the windows, crying through the lock. Are the children now in bed? For now it's eight o'clock." "...

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Funny story: Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Cumberland, MN - A local teenager is frustrated that not more people don't get him and don't consider him a brooding deep-thinker who they find intriguingly mysterious. Austin Smithers, 17, who is a junior at Walter Mondale High School in Cumberl...

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Funny story: The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

The Secret of Stonehenge Finally Explained

Long-time Stonehenge researcher and aficionado Archy Ollie Geist for years has been obsessed with getting at the true meaning of the ancient, mysterious site on the Salisbury Plain. Recent renewed ground radar analysis has brought to light previ...

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Funny story: Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal County Sheriff Disputes Allegation of Probable Failure - Suspect In Custody

Crystal Cove, Ohio - Crystal County Sheriff Tom Jones held a press conference this morning to dispute an implication that his department would never have stopped local criminal activity, and that an outside criminal investigative organization was req...

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Funny story: Amazing Discovery in Corpse of Outlaw Jesse James!

Amazing Discovery in Corpse of Outlaw Jesse James!

In Kearney, Missouri a few years ago, the body of the person thought to be that of Jesse James the outlaw was dug up and taken to a laboratory to decide for a certainty that that is who the bones belonged to. After careful testing, the experts sta...

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Funny story: Cursed Cursive Defeats Detectives

Cursed Cursive Defeats Detectives

Detectives in Louisville, Ky had to bring in a special deciphering expert to decode the notes found at the scene of a mysterious set of books. The books appeared to be linked to a previously unsolved crime. The expert, a diminutive blue-haired...

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Funny story: Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

Who Left Shrunken Head on Kristen Stewart's Bed?

According to a European Newspaper, actress Kristen Stewart woke up to discover a shrunken head in the bed beside her. "I screamed till someone opened the door and their security guard took it to the police station. Here I am in all these spooky mo...

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Funny story: Mystery solved by anonymous person

Mystery solved by anonymous person

London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...

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Funny story: The Case of The Mysterious Face Jammer

The Case of The Mysterious Face Jammer

Panic in the streets of small town continued tonight as the mysterious face jammer claimed yet another victim, this time outside of the bespoke chickens shop on 'dash-it-all street'. Chief inspector Williams has been drafted in from the 'super-duper...

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Funny story: My life as a man #26

My life as a man #26

Canadian girls ain't at all easy! I've told you readers that when I was a kid growing up in the South, we often sat on the side of the main road through town and sold apple cider, apple brandy, and boiled peanuts to the tourists travelling through West Virginia in route to Florida. Making note of the license plates on the tourist cars was always a fun way to pass the time. Of all the nort...

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Funny story: Mystery Mountain Appears

Mystery Mountain Appears

BONNERS FERRY, Idaho - Cartographers the world over will be burning the midnight oil as they chart a newly discovered mountain. Yesterday, in a truly astounding development, Dr. Endevor T. Rockman, geologist and professor, University of Idaho, said t...

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