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Funny story: Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

Barr Admits that No One Saw the Unredacted Mueller Report Because He Spilled Coffee on It

New York, NY Attorney General Barr admitted, after severe press scrutiny, that he spilled coffee on the Mueller Report, and everyone all decided to just say the coffee-stained parts were segments that needed to be censored. "Well, we all know t...

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Funny story: Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Our All-Hearing Drones Succeed Once Again! We Eavesdrop On The Latest Trump – Putin Phone Call!

Still undetected by the CIA or the KGB, our seemingly undetectable drones have this time crashed the phone call our feckless leader made to dear,old Uncle Putin the other day. We could analyze it and pre-masticate it before feeding it to you like FOX...

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Funny story: Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

Once More, Bill Barr, Undo the Breach in the Mueller Report

From the quill of Nancy Pelosi, [with apologies to Henry V and William Shakespeare.] To Attorney General Barr: Thou should doubt not that your loyal opposition in this House will prevail in our effort to obtain an unredacted copy of the Mueller...

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Funny story: “This Is The End Of My Presidency. I’m F——ked.”

“This Is The End Of My Presidency. I’m F——ked.”

Told that a Special Counsel had been appointed to investigate his election, Donald Trump said out loud, “This is the end of my presidency. I’m f——ked.” Meaning: I’m finished. Aside from being a confession of guilt, why? What would Special Couns...

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Funny story: Unredacted Mueller Report Reaches MSNBC

Unredacted Mueller Report Reaches MSNBC

Rockefeller Plaza, NYC. As Brian Williams was about to begin "The 11th Hour" program tonight, a messenger from an unidentified delivery service dropped off a sealed manuscript sent by Etaoin Shrdlu, the alleged leaker of the unredacted Mueller Report...

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Funny story: Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Washington, D. C. In a sharp response to a reporter's question regarding an alleged leak of his report on Trump's connections with the Russians in 2016, special counsel Robert Mueller vigorously denied that Etaoin Shrdlu or anyone else could have rel...

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Funny story: Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Made-of-Legos, FL President Trump, although not making the Mueller Report public, did give a synopsis of the information in the report. Some of the highlights include: * Trump has accomplished more in two years than any other president. * Trump...

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