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Funny story: Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

Mount Everest Isn’t The Highest Mountain On Earth?

With Covid, Delta, Omicron, climate change, Trump's constant shell game, Trump cronies thumbing their nose at subpoenas, James Bond dying, one has to believe that there's one solid constant in this world that will not change, is solid as gravity, and…

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Funny story: Prince Philip - A Constant In Many Lives

Prince Philip - A Constant In Many Lives

Well, monuments are a constant in life. Though seldom viewed or touched in person, they remain in place, solid and revisited through books, periodicals, photographs, evening news, u-tube, and every other kind of communication. Prince Philip was…

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Funny story: Nothing Against Women, But Trump's Beginning To Resemble The Fat Lady

Nothing Against Women, But Trump's Beginning To Resemble The Fat Lady

Viewing the photo of Donald Trump’s one-inch white skin-stripe below his hairline on a very windy day, and what resembled an orange face mask below, almost produced the Gloria Swanson, “I’m ready for my close up,” moment from Sunset Boulevard. Th...

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Funny story: Mount Everest Now Even Harder To Climb

Mount Everest Now Even Harder To Climb

Mount Everest, the epic epitome of adventure, and the ultimate challenge for experienced mountaineers the world over, is now considered harder than ever to climb, mainly because of the extortionate price of a climbing permit. A special permit issu...

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Funny story: "Higher Than Everest," but where's Mt. Hercules now?

"Higher Than Everest," but where's Mt. Hercules now?

Cal Tech, Pasadena, CA. In 1875, British sea captain and explorer John A. Lawson ascended a previously unknown peak on the island of New Guinea. Its enormous height and size prompted Lawson to name his new find Mt. Hercules, whose summit, according t...

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Funny story: Hillary's famous Everest step kicked off by a Yeti!

Hillary's famous Everest step kicked off by a Yeti!

Edmund Hillary's infamous famous last step on Everest seems to have disappeared into thin air rather like Neil Armstrong's "first step" on the moon was blasted into space fantasy and never seen again. However, the cause of Hilary's step disappearance...

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Funny story: Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

Punch up on Everest causes avalanche!

European climbers on Mount Everest had a punch up with their sherpas after a stubborn donkey refused to go any higher without an oxygen mask! The climbers, one a Swiss and the other Italian, offered the donkey some Toblerone, but it refused becaus...

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Funny story: China and Nepal slowly crush India

China and Nepal slowly crush India

Nepal are to re-measure Mount Everest after a dispute with China about its true height. After watching a geology show on BBC HD with Richard Hammond last night, our intrepid reporter Taribo West knows how mountains are formed. "Basically, its two...

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Funny story: Lily Allen Climbs Everest

Lily Allen Climbs Everest

Petite but curvy, feisty and formerly naughty in a wasted middle-class way pop singer Lily Allen has cemented the evolution of her image by becoming the latest unlikely figure to climb Mount Everest yesterday, writes Hilary Tensing, Chief Gobshite.

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Funny story: Mount Everest Slightly Taller After "Death Zone" Cleanup Effort

Mount Everest Slightly Taller After "Death Zone" Cleanup Effort

KATHMANDU, Nepal - Twenty Nepali climbers perished at the peak of Mount Everest this week after removing several decades of accumulated debris from the upper mountain in a record-breaking high altitude clean-up campaign, authorities said Tuesday.

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Funny story: Yellow Snow From Edmund Hillary Everest Expedition Discovered

Yellow Snow From Edmund Hillary Everest Expedition Discovered

Historical archaeologists on Mt. Everest have discovered a patch of yellow snow that has been attributed to Sir. Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt. Everest. The historical ice, buried by snow since his climb in May of 1953, was uncovered by...

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