Welcome, sports fans, to the First Annual (maybe) Anne Heche Motorsport 500! Join us now as the race is already in progress. And Anne Heche in the Mini Cooper (really? She’s a millionaire and she speeds around L.A. in a Mini?) is going around t…
Nine Amish men were ordered to jail for racing their horse-drawn buggies on a public highway an incident that had one responding police officer saying it was the worst drag racing event he had ever seen. The men, who cannot be named as I know no...
Only a week after star driver Kyle Busch narrowly escaped a brutal beating at the hands of senior citizen Richard Childress, NASCAR has mandated the installation of shotgun racks in all race vehicles. "We've got to give our drivers the tools they...
A truck driver who killed 8 members of the audience in a Monster Truck Rally in the Mojave Desert in California has been told he won't be prosecuted, thanks to a stupid law that gives Monster Truck drivers immunity from criminal proceedings. The d...
For thousands on higher rungs of the Darwinian ladder, The Soggy Dry Lake Bed 200 Off-Road Race sounds like the entertainment provided in the Seventh Circle of Hell. Sadly, 8 of the thousands who went to see the race were unceremoniously removed f...
Ferrari have today announced their intention to set up a breakaway race series to compete with Formula 1, in protest at the proposed budget changes for the 2010 series. Announcing the new 'Formula Enzo' race series, Ferrari chief Luca Di Montezemo...
Formula One team boss, Flavio Briatore, batted away recent suggestions in the media that he has a long lost son which he is thought to be reunited with.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.