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Funny story: Deliveroo Expands Operations to Cater for Lunar Explorers

Deliveroo Expands Operations to Cater for Lunar Explorers

Deliveroo is the fast-food delivery service that you either love or hate. You love Deliveroo if you're a lazy bastard who can't be arsed to get out of bed in the morning to cook breakfast, or pour milk on your corn flakes. You love Deliveroo if y...

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Funny story: Apollo 11 Moon Landing Was Genuine - Lance Armstrong

Apollo 11 Moon Landing Was Genuine - Lance Armstrong

The Apollo 11 moon landing in 1969 was "absolutely genuine", says cycling's golden boy, Lance Armstrong. Armstrong is the son of Neil Armstrong who was on the mission, and who famously hit a golf ball from the lunar surface, and uttered the phrase...

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Funny story: NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon

NASA celebrate 50 years of pretending to go to the Moon

It was fifty years ago this week, that NASA sent a manned rocket to the Moon, or so they claimed. When Neil Armstrong stepped onto the lunar surface, he should have drowned in soft cheese. Instead, he calmly said the line, "That's one small step for...

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Funny story: OMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal

OMG! A Nine Year-Old Kid Got There Before US Declassified NASA Papers Reveal

Washington DC - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl from London was the first human on the moon according to declassified US state secrets behind the Apollo 11 hoax. It sent President Richard Nixon apocalyptic with rage as the landing news reached t...

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Funny story: Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

Plan To Celebrate Scottish Independence By Putting Midget On The Moon Backfires

A surprise plan to celebrate Scottish Independence by putting the female half of The Krankies on the moon backfired yesterday when it was realised that the intention had been to put the proposed Scottish Emblem, a swarm of midges, not midgets there.

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Funny story: Attempt To Land Justin Bieber On Moon By Catapult Ends In Disaster

Attempt To Land Justin Bieber On Moon By Catapult Ends In Disaster

Florida, An attempt to land Justin Bieber on the moon by shooting him from a catapult ended in disaster when the annoying pop sensation overshot his target and is now condemned to an infinity of drifting aimlessly in space at a uniform velocity witho...

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Funny story: Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Chinese Moon Rover finds God's control centre on moon

Worried Chinese Chief Minister, Dim Sum has phoned world leaders about an "X-Box" type control console found by the Jade Rabbit Rover in a transparent building on the moon. One huge button has a safety cover on it with a Do Not Press sign on it.

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Funny story: China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

China's Moon Rover Building Great Wall

Although the Chinese are only the third nation to land on the moon, they say they have already caught Russia and heading past the United States in space technology. They have now started the rumor that "Jade Rabbit" is placing together moon rocks...

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Funny story: Apollo Moon Landings hoaxers behind fake Prince Harry Afghan footage

Apollo Moon Landings hoaxers behind fake Prince Harry Afghan footage

Southern England - "It's Oscar-winning stuff of the highest quality," Major General Sir Monty Dambusta has told delighted MoD bosses at a progress meeting. "We've even got that 'Borat' actor chappie who plays Hamid Karzai for some cameo shots in t...

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Funny story: Apollo Moon Landings Killer - Inside The Mind Of A Mass Murderer. A Special Investigation.

Apollo Moon Landings Killer - Inside The Mind Of A Mass Murderer. A Special Investigation.

When Gideon Lambrusco was sentenced to four life sentences at Leeds Crown Court last week, as he was sent down he shouted to the court: "Houston, we have a problem." It was no surprise that the bizarre case should end with this iconic litotes of the space age - for it was the space age, particularly the race to the moon, which triggered the train of events that ended with Judge Lemuel Blandford...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Rolling Stones Set To Tour On The Moon

Pink Floyd released an album called 'The Dark Side of the Moon'. The Waterboys sang about seeing the whole of the moon. Wonky faced convicted sex offender Jonathan King claimed that everyone had gone to the moon and it's widely believed that drumming...

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Funny story: Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia Announces New Mentos And Soft Drink Powered Flight To The Moon

Russia has just announced their plans to step foot on the moon before the end of the decade. Vladimir Putin, Russia's Prime Minister said today to parliament and many representative news agencies from other countries, "Russia will be the second count...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich campaign promise: colonize the Moon with Mitt Romney supporters

Newt Gingrich's latest campaign promise has NASA and Dems on tenterhooks: to colonize the Moon with Romney supporters, vegans and telemarketers. While the absence of unwanted masses in those categories might improve American life as we know it, the p...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich to demolish Old Testament cemetery to make way for US moon base

Newt Gingrich to demolish Old Testament cemetery to make way for US moon base

Washington - The lunar mausoleum is said to contain the remains of Old Testament stalwarts like the Prophet Elijah, renowned for his ascent into heaven in a flaming chariot. Now its very existence is coming under threat as GOP White House wannabe...

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Funny story: How The Moon Landings Were Faked

How The Moon Landings Were Faked

Many a curious Earthling has gazed up at the Moon at night and pondered, "just how did the American government manage to fake those landings on the Moon?". As a recent book by "astronaut" Buzz Aldrin reveals, there were considerable obstacles to overcome. But for those of you of a weak disposition, prepare to be shocked. This conspiracy is even bigger than you could have imagined. "The main pro...

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Funny story: OMG! Lunar footprints not male 'unless Buzz Aldrin had penchant for 6-inch stilettos' shockhorror!

OMG! Lunar footprints not male 'unless Buzz Aldrin had penchant for 6-inch stilettos' shockhorror!

Groom Lake, Nevada - NASA's global HQ is at a loss to explain how imprints of $1,000-a-pop six inch-heeled Manolos have ended up on the lunar surface. The 3D images appear on newly released Moon landing files for Apollo 11, 12, 14 and 17 missions,...

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Funny story: Last Man On The Moon Reveals Why No One Has Returned There!

Last Man On The Moon Reveals Why No One Has Returned There!

A strange new homemade film has surfaced made by former astronaut, Eugene Cernan, that reveals the real reason we did not go back to the moon and why the Russians have never really tried to send a man there. The film, said to have been made by Cer...

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