And lo! They did bring out the Holy Hand Grenade, and all cheered and bowed low and kissed the earth that was trod upon by the King... How medieval is Britain? The nation itself was created by Merlin the Wizard in the year 3, and from then on, it…
(Basil Blathering - top journalist - is a secret knitter - makes all his own scarfs. It is stress relief. But men are not supposed to knit - so he keeps quiet about it.) Anyway - at the Olde Church's knitting group - the topic came up about…
Although they are revered for such comedy highlights as Fish Slapping Dance, Arthur Two Sheds Jackson, A Man With Three Buttocks and The Dead Parrot Sketch, Gary Johnson is yet to laugh at anything in the fourth series of Monty Python. 'It is drea…
There’s a wonderful Monty Python sketch where two office workers are busy at their work, facing each other across their desks. In the short background is a wide window. Other office workers on higher floors are killing themselves (due to a depression…
Political analysts have said that any further Brexit news or communication from any of the leading political parties should be ignored, as the whole sorry subject has become "just too silly". Since the June 2016 referendum, which ended with a vote...
As yet another female accuser of Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh, put her head up above the parapet over the weekend, the case took a decidedly-Pythonesque turn, when it was learned that the woman's name was Julia Swetnick. Monty Python's F...
There is a chorus line of candidates running for the GOP nomination for President of the United States. Miraculously missing are both Rudolph Giuliani and Dick Cheney. Everyone else seems to be in the running including Governor Woops (now spor...
Millions of TV viewers were mesmerised last night by a revamped, reinvented, rerun of the never to be forgotten Goon Show (That's an insult to Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan RIP), however the latest version was a plastic, pathetic re...
Don't tell Republicans, but in the November 2014 election, the Democrats will keep the Senate and regain the House of Representatives, and say hello once again to: Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi. Democrats will succeed only if the Republican...
LONDON, UK - "Monty Python will not be doing a show in a building that looks like a vagina," stated producer, Eric Idle. It is thought that most of the troop had been warm to the idea, with the exception of John Cleese who is coming off his third div...
The BBC announced today that Monty Python cast will join the broadcaster to act as football pundits and reporters during the Euro 2012 tournament in Poland and Ukraine, and also during the Olympics. It is believed the comedy sketch show cast who b...
Tunisia: - Millions of Good Friday pilgrims were gathering here in Tunisia today, in order to pay homage to Brian, a fictional, sort of Jesus-like character in the film, 'Monty Python's Life Of Brian.' Pilgrims flooded into the country from such d...
Is she a goer? Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Is she a goer? Does she go? Does she go? Ay, Ay, does she go? I bet she does! I bet she does! Nudge, nudge. Of course, as any fan of Monty Python knows, in this famous humorous...
The Bishop of Barnsley caused outrage yesterday when he announced he had undergone a surgical operation in which he was irreversibly conjoined with a pederast. Monty Python's 1973 LP Matching Tie and Handkerchief includes a sketch called 'Elephant...
Bani-Walid, Libya - Citizens defending this stronghold of Muammar Ghadaffi thwarted a recent plot by members of the National Transitional Council (NTC) to infiltrate their city with a giant wooden rabbit. The rabbit, owned by the BBC, had been in...
After an abortive attempt to produce a biopic of New Cross wrestling legend Mick McManus, featuring Peter Andre and Alex Reid, with a boob flashing cameo from Katie Price, and an unproductive period as hopelessly inept internet search diverter, 'Skoo...
Monty Python star and all round (the World) good egg, Michael Palin, has taken out an injunction at the High Court this afternoon, forbidding the BBC to broadcast an already in-the-can episode of the popular family tree show, Who do you think you are...
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