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Funny story: Montana Woman Really Asking for It

Montana Woman Really Asking for It

Constantly falling-down drunk, reeking of cigarette smoke, and just generally meaner than dirt, Wanda Grayson of Billings, Montana, has really been asking for it, reported her husband, Jonah. "She's ugly, too," said Jonah - earning him a smack acr...

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Funny story: Former Cowboy Takes to Vegan Living like a Horse to Oats

Former Cowboy Takes to Vegan Living like a Horse to Oats

Never one to worry about bucking a system or two, Clay Rogers, a former cowboy living in Butte, Montana, has taken to his new plant-based diet like a horse to oats, literally - he eats the steel-cut variety every morning for breakfast. “Been a rea...

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Funny story: Maybe they think it's Butt, Montana, instead of Butte?

Maybe they think it's Butt, Montana, instead of Butte?

BUTT (OR MAYBE IT'S BUTTE?), MONTANA -- Men and women have been baring their butts--and more--in Butte, Montana. Those making spectacles of themselves include a 20-year-old man, just off the bus from Salt lake City, who claims he is a Christian bu...

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Funny story: Tree Wonders If Anyone Heard It Fall

Tree Wonders If Anyone Heard It Fall

Middle Of Nowhere, Montana - Doug Fir, a 200-year-old coniferous evergreen, took a tumble last week while enjoying his afternoon of standing in the same spot he'd been in his whole life thus far and swaying in the breeze. "The wind all of a sudde...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

Rush Limbaugh Says Yellowstone National Park Needs To Be Condemned

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh loves the fact that he has stolen the national spotlight from Donald "The Hairdo From Hell" Trump. El Rusho, as he is known in Mexico City, has just stated on his radio talk show that President Obama needs to do the r...

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Funny story: Montana Bans Crosshairs On High Powered Telescopic Rifles

Montana Bans Crosshairs On High Powered Telescopic Rifles

HELENA, Montana - The state of Montana has just become the first state in the union to go up against the powerful National Rifle Association and issue a rifle related ban. Willie McSpinach, a spokesperson for the state, told the news media that Mo...

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Funny story: Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

Montana Tells Dick Cheney Not To Even Think About Hunting In The Big Sky State

HELENA, Montana - The Montana governor's office has just issued a directive informing former Vice-President Dick Cheney that he is not going to be allowed to hunt in Montana. Cheney has just particiapted in a Wyoming Antelope Hunting Contest where...

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Funny story: Lightning Strikes Montana Man For The 8th Time

Lightning Strikes Montana Man For The 8th Time

MISSOULA, Montana - A ranch fence mender from Missoula, Montana has to be the luckiest man in the entire world. Guggenheim "Sparky" St. Parrot, has the distinction of having been struck by lightning a total of eight times. St. Parrot works mend...

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Funny story: Montana Approves A Roadkill Bill

Montana Approves A Roadkill Bill

HELENA, Montana - The Montana State Senate acting at the request of thousands of its citizens has enacted a new roadkill bill. The bill, which was spearheaded by Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] states that citizens of Montana will now be...

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Funny story: Montana Says No To Beer

Montana Says No To Beer

HELENA, Montana - The Montana state legislature has just passed a law that prohibits the drinking of beer anywhere within the state. Senator Wendell T. Tibbinsky [R-Missoula] said that he and other senators had received hundreds of complaints late...

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Funny story: Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don't Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys

Montana Republicans Assume The Position: Don't Go There Girlfriend, Especially All You Guys

As far as the Montana Republican Party is concerned, if it ain't brokeback, there's no need to fix it. If, on the other hand, that's your particular side saddle of choice, then, according to the current platform of that state's Grand Old Party, it's…

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Funny story: Booze for Books

Booze for Books

Cowpoke News in Bijou, Montana. Named after a theater somewhere, Bijou doesn't have a ten-plex or even a one-plex. Bijou does however have a huge library, rivaling many a large city, which was built thanks to a local rancher, Bill Bunch. Bunch...

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