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Funny story: Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Monkey Woods, renowned infamous Spoof writer, devout Yorkshireman, and Hull City die-hard supporter, has recently been observed as an obsessive Manchester United observer, because of one player, Harry Maguire! Jaggedone, a die-hard Manchester Unit…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer To Appear on Cover of Guinness Book of World Records

Spoof Writer To Appear on Cover of Guinness Book of World Records

A famous writer for The Spoof, has published his one millionth story for the infamous publication, setting a new world record. His face will appear on the cover of the Guinness Book of World Records, but will be pixilated because he is too handsom...

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Funny story: Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...

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Funny story: The Spoof Acquired By The ONION In Hostile Takeover

The Spoof Acquired By The ONION In Hostile Takeover

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal announced today that The ONION, an American satirical digital media company based in Chicago, has acquired its counterpart in Great Britain by going to its shareholders to get the acquisition approved; a ho...

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Funny story: Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

A writer on a satirical news website has said that, despite knowing that other writers have done it, and that the results can be extraordinarily beneficial in a cynical points-scoring way, he will never link his stories to any of the social media pla...

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Funny story: Dyslexic man contracts new virus

Dyslexic man contracts new virus

A Hull man has been struck down with a new strain of coronavirus after working in Thailand. Tatty Mullett, 56 was stood nearby an 81-year-old carrier of the deadly SARS-like infection. Officials have confirmed the man caught the virus after his...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods Is Really Football Writer Stuart Mathieson

Monkey Woods Is Really Football Writer Stuart Mathieson

BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed that Monkey Woods isn't who he claims to be, he should feel vindicated. Stuart Mathieson, who covered Manchester United for the Manchester Evening News for 22 years, admitted today that he has been writing for...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

BILLINGSGATE POST: According to Sky Sports, an international soccer match between England and Bulgaria’s national teams was interrupted twice Monday by semi-nude streakers wearing Saran Wrap Speedos and hoodies. The referee was forced to pause th...

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Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

BILLINGSGATE POST: Harry Maguire has vowed never to play again at Old Trafford until the cockroaches infesting the locker rooms have been equipped with safety helmets. As reported yesterday by crack reporter Monkey Woods, the Manchester United defen…

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Uses Mystic Powers To Divine Truth On Harry Maguire

Clairvoyant Cockroach Uses Mystic Powers To Divine Truth On Harry Maguire

BILLINGSGATE POST: Behind the smoke and mirrors lies the truth. Ephemeral as it is, as fleeting as it is, as Carnac as it is, the Truth shall set you free. In a secret cave that only Google has the exact location, Clarence the Clairvoyant Cockro...

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Funny story: Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

Wasted Days And Wasted Nights: Ode To Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: This song by Freddy Fender best expresses my feelings toward Monkey Woods: “Wasted Days And Wasted Nights.” Wasted days and wasted nights, I have left for you behind For you don't belong to me, Your heart belongs to someone...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire To Join Maharishi Mahesh Yogi To Save World From Monkey Woods

Harry Maguire To Join Maharishi Mahesh Yogi To Save World From Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: Intrigued by the techniques of Transcendental Meditation, Harry Maguire visited the Maharishi’s training camp in Rishikesh, India during a break in competition after Manchester United was ignominiously tied 1-1 by second tier Sout...

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Funny story: The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...

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Funny story: Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error

Rowling Laughs at Trump After Spoof Writer Alerts her to Spelling Error

USA Potus Donald Trump has been criticized by English writer JK Rowling over his pathetic attempts at spelling and grammar. Mr Trump wrote: "After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it shoul...

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Funny story: Ode to an Ex

Ode to an Ex

Hag, slag, you filthy old bag! Your minge is a sewer, your titties, they sag You can't call me squeamish, but I had to gag When I saw your pug-mug in that tacky slut mag Your 'friends' they all hate you, your pimp is a fag Trundlin' along in h...

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Funny story: Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida Man Confused As Why No Wikipedia Page For Him

Florida - A Fort Lauderdale man says he is confused, upset, perturbed and angry that, despite writing numerous spoof news articles over the past ten years; using various aliases and pseudonyms; that there is still no page on Wikipedia referencing...

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