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Funny story: Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods

Harry Maguire Dedicates Victory Over Germany To Monkey Woods

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pointing to the sky after England’s 2-0 victory over Germany, Harry Maguire said that he was dedicating this victory to Monkey Woods. The United captain was named UEFA's Star of the Match after the Three Lions beat their rivals i…

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Funny story: Humorous, non-humorous goodbye to a renowned, infamous Spoofer!

Humorous, non-humorous goodbye to a renowned, infamous Spoofer!

Sometimes in life we meet people who piss us off and just seem to be at loggerheads from day one until The End. However, in-between the aggro, there are moments when the two contra-hands decide enough is enough and find a way of co-existing. Maybe…

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Funny story: Mysterious developments on The Spoof site! Infamous writer disappears on a tropical storm!

Mysterious developments on The Spoof site! Infamous writer disappears on a tropical storm!

As if sighting skeleton pirates on board the ghost ship, Marie Celeste, was not mysterious enough! It seems as though this phenomena has hit The Spoof with impunity! After a typhoon hit Indonesia, world infamous spoofer, and co-editor of the Infam…

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Funny story: Spoofer spoofs a Spoofer ranting about a Spoofer's rant!

Spoofer spoofs a Spoofer ranting about a Spoofer's rant!

(NOT EDITED) In the cobweb world of Spoofer's, insane, eccentric, intricate minds, where satire keeps those who write it, sane, sometimes said Spoofers can implode! This happened recently, in fact, yesterday as a major Spoofer, whose work is renow…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Blames Monkey Woods For Scoreless Draw

Harry Maguire Blames Monkey Woods For Scoreless Draw

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare display of emotion, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, blamed his most ardent fan, Monkey Woods, for the spiritless ambiance that permeated Old Trafford yesterday, as Manchester United and Manchester City drew 0-0…

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Funny story: Man Accused Of Being Pompous

Man Accused Of Being Pompous

A man who was accused by another man of being 'pompous' in the forum section of a satirical news website, isn't really pompous, it's been claimed. In his 'Ode to this brain-dead Graveyard', writer Jaggedone wrote: "A place that I once cherished…

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Funny story: Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Spoof writer's fascination with Harry Maguire borders on Stalking!

Monkey Woods, renowned infamous Spoof writer, devout Yorkshireman, and Hull City die-hard supporter, has recently been observed as an obsessive Manchester United observer, because of one player, Harry Maguire! Jaggedone, a die-hard Manchester Unit…

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Funny story: Spoof Writer To Appear on Cover of Guinness Book of World Records

Spoof Writer To Appear on Cover of Guinness Book of World Records

A famous writer for The Spoof, has published his one millionth story for the infamous publication, setting a new world record. His face will appear on the cover of the Guinness Book of World Records, but will be pixilated because he is too handsom...

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Funny story: Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

Writer Who Has Never Been 'Featured Writer' Is Finally 'Featured Writer'

A writer on a satirical news website who complained that he had never featured in the site's 'Featured Writer' slot, finally got his wish tonight, when he was briefly featured as the 'Featured Writer'. Dr. Bill Ingsgate, 81, and holder of twelve d...

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Funny story: The Spoof Acquired By The ONION In Hostile Takeover

The Spoof Acquired By The ONION In Hostile Takeover

BILLINGSGATE POST: The Wall Street Journal announced today that The ONION, an American satirical digital media company based in Chicago, has acquired its counterpart in Great Britain by going to its shareholders to get the acquisition approved; a ho...

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Funny story: Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

Writer Insists He Won't Link His Material To Facebook Or Twitter

A writer on a satirical news website has said that, despite knowing that other writers have done it, and that the results can be extraordinarily beneficial in a cynical points-scoring way, he will never link his stories to any of the social media pla...

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Funny story: Dyslexic man contracts new virus

Dyslexic man contracts new virus

A Hull man has been struck down with a new strain of coronavirus after working in Thailand. Tatty Mullett, 56 was stood nearby an 81-year-old carrier of the deadly SARS-like infection. Officials have confirmed the man caught the virus after his...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods Is Really Football Writer Stuart Mathieson

Monkey Woods Is Really Football Writer Stuart Mathieson

BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed that Monkey Woods isn't who he claims to be, he should feel vindicated. Stuart Mathieson, who covered Manchester United for the Manchester Evening News for 22 years, admitted today that he has been writing for...

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Funny story: Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

Monkey Woods Goes Bonkers At Match Between England And Bulgaria

BILLINGSGATE POST: According to Sky Sports, an international soccer match between England and Bulgaria’s national teams was interrupted twice Monday by semi-nude streakers wearing Saran Wrap Speedos and hoodies. The referee was forced to pause th...

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Funny story: Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

Why Talk To The Monkey When You Can Talk To The Organ Grinder?

BILLINGSGATE POST: Actually, what former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill was quoted to have said was: “Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” Accordingly; why should anyone in their right mind tak...

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

Harry Maguire Diagnosed With Terminal Katsaridaphobia: Future Uncertain

BILLINGSGATE POST: Harry Maguire has vowed never to play again at Old Trafford until the cockroaches infesting the locker rooms have been equipped with safety helmets. As reported yesterday by crack reporter Monkey Woods, the Manchester United defen…

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Uses Mystic Powers To Divine Truth On Harry Maguire

Clairvoyant Cockroach Uses Mystic Powers To Divine Truth On Harry Maguire

BILLINGSGATE POST: Behind the smoke and mirrors lies the truth. Ephemeral as it is, as fleeting as it is, as Carnac as it is, the Truth shall set you free. In a secret cave that only Google has the exact location, Clarence the Clairvoyant Cockro...

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